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MTV “The Hills” Star Audrina Patridge was caught with her Pants Down – Woops! - Skirt Up. This 23 year old aspiring Model/Actress is Red Hot! In fact The-Deli readers have voted her Hottie Of The Week!

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Celeb Gossip Kings have learned that Our Boy 42 year old Charlie Sheen has married his fiancée Brooke Mueller in Beverly Hills at a hush hush ceremony. About 60 Friends were invited.

“She’s just easy, and loving, and smart, and if everybody was just as happy to see me when I walk through a door with her, my life would be perfect”

Mueller is reportedly a Real Estate investor, well maybe she will be able to finally settle the boy down.

So, Does This Mean – No More Hookers & Blow?
(”Maybe for a while anyway”)

Harvey Korman, the comedic genius famous for his roles on The Carol Burnett Show and in the film Blazing Saddles is dead at 81.

After several major operations Korman died at UCLA Medical Center after the rupture of an  aortic aneurysm.

“A world without Harvey Korman – it’s a more serious world,” Mel  Brooks said.  “It was very dangerous for me to work with him because if our eyes met we’d crash to floor in comic ecstasy.” Carol Burnett was devastated by the loss of her good friend and  comic cohort.

The plot thickens as Shaniqua Tompkins is Burned Out of the house owned by 50 Cent. After announcing a Lawsuit against the Rapper, Tompkins house is burned down.

“He’s Obsessed, if he can’t have me no-one can!”
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The ex-girlfriend and 10-year-old son Marquise were rescued from an inflammed Long Island home early Friday. Six people are hospitalized after a “suspicious” fire burned down a multimillion-dollar Long Island home.

Shaniqua Tompkins, told TMZ that she heard “someone” come into the house this morning at 4 AM, shortly before the fire broke out around an hour later.

Shaniqua’s lawyer, tells us that his client is “traumatized” by the fire. 50 Cents Lawyer “Denies” that his client had anything to do with it.

Fire Chief Larry Feld says that the Arson Squad is on the scene of the blaze, characterizing the fire as “highly suspicious.”

“Try To Sue Me Bitch and See What Happens!”

Singer Amy Winehouse Crack Head boyfriend Alex Haines has been kicked out of her “Metropolitan Management” team. He has been caught on film smoking Crack.

A source revealed that: “There’s no mistaking from looking at the film that he was taking drugs. “Gee, What A Shocker!

Winehouse who was desperate for a hit, was apparently so shook up that she locked herself up in a secluded room with an 8-Ball and a new Pipe.

Winehouse has been banging the Howdie Doodie Boy while her Husband “Blake Incarcerated!” is doin’ a stretch in the Slammer.

 Price of gas got you down? Now you will be able to tell the Big Oil companies to Stick It Where The Sun Don’t Shine. Inventor Craig Patrick has a new patented system that turns ordinary H20 (Water) into HHO (Hydrogen).

Originally designed for the welding industry to for cutting metal, Patrick made an incredible discovery that HHO will power a car.  In a test he drove around 100 miles on 4oz of water.

Patrick in now in negotiations with a major car manufacturer and has a contract to build a water powered Hummer for the Military! Totally Amazing!

Things have been quiet for Aerosmith Rocker Steven Tyler since he checked into La Encinas Hospital in Pasadena. Tyler’s relapse on Drugs has been blamed on his “30-something rocker chick” the hard-partying, much-younger girlfriend, Erin Brady.

Tyler may be addicted to painkillers, not partying. “He’s had throat surgeries, a long bout with hep(atitis) C and two foot surgeries,” one Tyler pal told Celeb Gossip Kings “He’s been in a lot of pain. And she’s a party girl. Not a good combination.”

Hey Maybe He Just Likes Getting Stoned!

In other legal news, Celeb Gossip Kings has uncovered a twisted tale of corruption and decipt in the Trump Camp.  Comb-Over King  Donald Trump will sell an Atlantic City casino to one-time employee Richard Fields for $316 million in an agreement announced Thursday that will also end a bitter Broward County lawsuit stemming from the development of the Seminole Hard Rock Casinos.

Feilds had apparently took inside information he had acquired while working for “The Donald”, to close a Casino Deal with the unsuspecting Seminole Indians, after Trump Fired Him giving the impression that Trump was still in the deal.

Trump Sued Fields four years ago contending that Fields Cheated Him out of a deal with the Seminole Tribe to develop the Hard Rock casinos near Hollywood and Tampa.

So Trump got back at him in the end by Dumping a Money Losing Casino for way more than it was worth. That’s Just Business!

Feilds actually made out pretty good in the deal considering, and turned out to be one heck of an Apprentice!