Entries from June 2008 ↓

Barack Cheating (Already) Hillary Is Pissed!

Before the sheets are even dry in their new Love Tryst “Barky” has been flirting with another woman! In the latest in a series of Sex Scandal to Rock the Obama Campaign, Rumors of Secret Emails from Scarlett Johansson have been Confirmed. Obama admits sending personal emails!

“It’s All For You Barky!” 

“Osama” Obama, who has been rumored to have been heating up the sheets at the Super 8 with Hillary, was quoted as saying: “She sent one email to Reggie, who forwarded it to me,” Obama said, referring to his 26-year-old personal assistant, Reggie Love. “I write saying, ‘thank you Scarlett for doing what you do,’ and suddenly we have this email relationship.” Wow – Personal Emails from Barky!
When asked to comment about the alleged affair Obama said “It’s Time For A Change”.

“Hottie Of The Week”

“Sexiest Woman in the World” Jessica Alba, working with “Clothes Off Our Back” charity to raise money for Hungry Children has agreed to donate her Panties in a silent auction.

Founded by fellow actors and philanthropists Jane Kaczmarek (”Malcolm In The Middle”) and Bradley Whitford (”The West Wing,” “Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip”) Clothes Off Our Back helps improve the lives of children around the world.

2 Time “Mystery Butt Of The Week” , Alba, who is actively involved in Charity, and recently donated her Boobs to the “Go Green” environmental cause, wins Celeb Gossip Kings “Hottie Of The Week” for the second time!

The-Deli has been reporting the Clinton – Obama Sex Scandal for weeks. Now the main stream media has finally caught on. Looks like the “Secret” Super 8 Love Nest Sessions have blossomed into a full blown Romance.

The Love Affair Heats Up! 

The Los Angeles Times reported: “They sat next to each other on the airplane and shared a custom black bus befitting a traveling rock band” where Barky Sparked Up A Bowl.

Clinton was quoted as saying: “I’ve seen his strength and determination, his grace and his grit.” (And the Big One!)

Triple Your Pleasure – Triple Your Fun!

This week we are going to give you 3 times the excitement with our Mystery Butt Triple Play, now that’s a Workout, how about some Squats and Lunges?

With These Mystery Butts Your The Winner!

Wow 2 Mystery Butts in one week, actually this makes 4!
(Britney Spears was our Mystery Butt Tuesday!)

Who’s This Weeks Mystery Butts?
>> Click here to find out now!

Jennifer Loves To Get Busy!

29 Year Old Actress who has consistently made the FHM and Maxim’s Sexiest Woman List for the last 10 years, was named Sexiest Woman On TV by TV Guide.

Oohh Nippley!

Hewett who recently ditched longtime boyfriend, Scottish actor Ross McCall, has been making the rounds lately. She hear she’s been Banging singer-guitarist John Mayer, talk show host Carson Daly, actor/model Kip Pardue, writer Chris Benson, singer-songwriter Rich Cronin, actor and singer Joey Lawrence and actor Will Friedle. (Busy Girl!)

In order to Boost His image in the Black Community “Osama” Obama has hired Dr Dre (Fresh Out Of Detox) and Snoop Dogg to produce a Hip Hop CD for him tentatively called “The DC Gangsta Thug” .

 Obama “DC Gangsta Thug”

The advise of his new producers… Dre said Lose The Suit, Snoop said Start Smokin Weed, “Drugs – No Problem”  (Admitted Crack Cocaine Smoker) Obama was quoted as saying “I Inhaled, A Lot” ! After the success of Obama’s Rap Video this new CD should be a Hit!

Warning: Contains Sexually Explicit Materials
>> Watch The Video Here!

Never one to be “Upstaged”, Paris Hilton was so pissed over the Mini Me Sex Video getting all the attention, she had her own “Shorty” Benji Madden Shave his head and called the Camera Crew.

Oops… Another Paris Hilton Nipple Slip (Yawn)

“Screw It” she was overheard to have said, we can make a much better Sex Video than that “Piece Of Trash”. Paris was reportedly so upset that she called to make an appointment with the Plastic Surgeon for a >> Boob Job (Warning: Contains Nudity)

Hot Off The Obama Campaign Trail

This just never seems to end, Celeb Gossip Kings have obtained these incredible Shocking Photos from inside the “Super 8” Secret Love Nest of “Osama” Obama and Clinton on their Steamy Hot Affair.

“Oohh “Barky” Give It To Me Big Daddy…”

Even after the Former President Billy Clinton Set Barky up with some Hot Hookers, he still has the Hots for the Former First Lady. At least we know he is a Man Of Honor!