Entries from July 2008 ↓

Keira Knightley Says Tough Titty

Daily Mail reports: Actress Keira Knightley has refused to have her Boobs Pumped Up in publicity photos for her upcoming movie “The Duchess”.

Keira Knightley Nipple

There’s Nothing Wrong With My Tits!

Sources told The-Deli that the movie exec’s want Bigger Tits, but “she has insisted that her figure stay in its natural state. She is proud of her body and doesn’t want it altered.”

Rumor has it that Knightley, best known for role in the “Pirates of the Caribbean” films (with Johnny Depp), had her breasts digitally enlarged to a C-cup in the U.S. publicity photos for her 2004 film “King Arthur.”

She did say that she would consider Charlize Theron Nipple Enhancers


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Cheech And Chong Back On Tour

“Cheech & Chong Light Up America “

70’s Comedy Team Cheech And Chong (Cheech Marin, Tommy Chong) announced their first comedy tour in 25 years. The tour will hit 22 cities in the United States starting with Philadelphia on September 12 and ending in Denver, Colorado, on December 20.

 Cheech And Chong

“This is a moment that I’ve been looking forward to for many, many years because we have such a legacy and history together that we couldn’t escape it, even if we tried,” Chong told reporters while he lit up a joint.

Snoop Dog, who has always idolized the 70’s Pot Head Duo has offered to join the tour and supply the Weed!

Miley Cyrus Breakout Tops Charts

Miley Cyrus, star of Disney’s hit series Hannah Montana, Hit #1 with her solo debut with the release of “Breakout” on Disney’s Hollywood Records. This is the third debut at # 1 for the 15-year-old superstar.

 Miley Cyrus Underwear

 New Hannah Montana Underwear!

“Breakout” is Cyrus’ biggest sales debut, scanning over 372,000 units. Cyrus who co-wrote 8 of the songs of the smash album,  starts production on a third season of Hannah Montana and has been optioned for a fourth.

That’s the second-biggest sales week of the year for a female artist, following the 463,000 debut of Mariah Carey’s “E=MC2″

Miley beat out Sugarland, “Love on the Inside” , Lil WayneTha Carter III”, NAS “Nigger” , and Rihanna “Good Girl Gone Bad” on the Billboard charts.

Amy Winehouse Overdose Again

Fresh out of Rehab — singer Amy Winehouse was rushed to a London hospital in a wheelchair today after she Overdosed On Crack again!

Amy Winehouse Overdose
Photo courtesy of: PacificCoastNews

Rep for Winehouse says she: “suffered a reaction to her medication” (Yeah Right!)

She was admitted to emergency after a 911 call was received and will be kept overnight for observation. Amy was overheard to have said “That’s Rock And Roll!”

Nick Bollea Birthday In Jail

Brook Hogan is worried that little brother Nick Bollea is being molested in Jail. “I was worried about him, and his safety, and his well-being.”

 Hulk Hogan Hookers

Happy Birthday Nick! 

No Worries Brooke, Nick got a special present from daddy (Hulk Hogan). The “Hulkster” figured Nick was getting sick of looking at big hairy dudes and had a Hooker (Big Boobs) smuggled in for his boys 18th Birthday present.  Way To Go Hulk! 

Lindsay Lohan Lesbo Love In Bloom

Love is in bloom for our favorite Lesbian couple Lindsay Lohan and her man Samantha Ronson. 

 Lindsay Lohan Lesbian Love

Lesbian Love – “It’s A Beautiful Thing”

People Magazine reported: “It was a romantic day of shopping, dining and partying in New York City for inseparable duo Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson.

The couple’s busy July 28 included a trip to Chanel in SoHo, a late lunch at Bar Pitti and a romantic dinner at Gemma Restaurant.

Holding hands and gazing into each other eyes, the couple dined in a cozy, candlelit corner table at Gemma late Monday evening. The two looked quite happy, sitting next to each other as they chatted and laughed in a dark corner of the popular restaurant alongside Ronson’s brother Mark and a male friend.

After Gemma, Lohan and Ronson continued the party at the Bowery Hotel’s patio bar. Wearing a sky blue T-shirt, white jeans and one of her trademark straw fedoras, Ronson doted on Lohan, often putting her arm around her and laughing with the actress while more friends joined the couple.

They left shortly after midnight, with Lohan toting a Chanel-quilted purse and Ronson following in close pursuit.”

Beyonce Back On Tour

Beyoncé (Beyoncé Giselle Knowles) is on her 2008 world tour which is being called…  “The Beyoncé Experience” (Jimi would be proud). The former Destiny’s Child member is on the North American leg of her tour which started July 6, at the Superdome in New Orleans is currently set to run stateside through September 2008.

Beyonce Knowles Ass

 

Oprahs School Sexually Abusing Kids

Virginia Mokgobo, 28, the head mistress at Oprah Winfrey’s school in South Africa has pleaded not guilty to charges of sexually abusing students.

 Oprah Winfrey

 

Mokgobo who ran the Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy near Johannesburg, was arrested after six teenage alleged victims swore a complaint.

The Pervert Mokgobo was charged with assault, indecent assault and soliciting under-age girls to perform indecent acts.

Oprah could not be reached for comment.