Australian Hookers Credit Catholic Church For Record Growth

It’s A Miracle!

The Australian Hookers, and the entire sex industry is expected to be “blessed” with an increase in customers thanks to the most unlikely of sources - The Catholic Church.

Australian Hookers Poster

Australian Tourism Poster

A report by Industry Analysts predicted the 2008-09 financial year would see strong growth for brothels, strip clubs and prostitutes, primarily on the back of a marked increase in tourism levels to Sydney as a result of the Catholic Church’s World Youth Day.

It’s estimated the sex industry’s revenue to grow from $1.13 billion in 2007-08 to $1.22 billion in 2008-09. That’s an 8% Increase. To bad they are not on the NASDAQ!

Maybe we can get the Catholic Church to bring their business to the good old USA, now that Charlie Sheen is out of circulation, our American Hookers could use the business!

Now those Ausie’s Know How To Party!

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#1 Mitchell King on 06.04.08 at 11:35 am

I am going to Holland instead. Australia is only good for the sites and culture of criminal ancestory. But i might think about getting a little “head” ’s up on this tourism thing. Who knows if you can’t get it from some booty call from a friend just go to Down under, literally.

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