Archive for the ‘Ass’ Category

Kidman Says I Quit

Friday, December 19th, 2008

After getting a severe Ass Whipping by the critics for her latest roll in Australia, 41 year old actress Nichole Kidman says she will call it quits. Kidman says she’s leaving Hollywood to focus on raising her family.

Nichole Kidman – Hugh Jackman

The film with People Magazine’s “Sexiest Man Alive” Hugh Jackman was blasted by the critics. In the film, the Australian actress plays the part of Lady Sarah Astley in (An unforgiving role, as she is required to portray a class-bound English aristocrat who succumbs to the charms of a rough Aussie drover, played by reigning hunk Hugh Jackman.)

Melanie Reid – The Times of London the movie has one huge problem: “Kidman is exquisitely accomplished at being awful. Did anyone see Cold Mountain? The sweeping American epic (note: another epic) foundered on the rocks of her gormless mirror-gaze. She can’t act. Instead, she drifts around films like a lost porcelain doll, looking frozen, brittle and vapid, staring at the camera with her oh-golly-look-how-I’m-looking-interesting blue eyes.”

Michael Phillips – Chicago Tribune the actress is “a brittle little snip just asking to be knocked off her pedestal. (Think Katharine Hepburn in The African Queen, without the facial expressivity.”

Nick Curtis – London Evening Standard “Sarah is not so much a character as a showcase for Kidman’s worst acting tics, all her prissy pouts and expressions of Botoxed startlement. And despite a wardrobe designed to offset her Barbie-perfect bosom, bottom and ironing-board hips, she has mutated into a curiously sexless screen presence.”

Germaine Greer – The Guardian “The scale of the disaster that is Baz Luhrmann’s Australia is gradually becoming apparent. When the film was released in Australia in November it found the odd champion, none more conspicuous than Marcia Langton, professor of Australian indigenous studies at Melbourne University, who frothed and foamed in the Age newspaper about this ‘fabulous, hyperbolic film.’ Luhrmann has ‘given Australians a new past,’ she gushed, “a myth of national origin that is disturbing, thrilling, heartbreaking, hilarious and touching”. Myths are by definition untrue. Langton knows the truth about the northern cattle industry but evidently sees as her duty to ignore it, and welcome a fraudulent and misleading fantasy in its place, possibly because the fantasy is designed to promote the current government policy of reconciliation, of which she is a chief proponent.”

We think Nichole could have shown a little more “Skin” (Tits & Ass).

Warning: Contains Graphic Nudity
Nichole Kidman Naked!

Mystery Butt Monday 43

Monday, November 17th, 2008

OK today we have one the Sexiest Butts in Hollywood.
So who is it – Here’s a hint…

In a recent interview this Hot Sexy babe denies she:
Had Sex in All 50 States

Smokin Hot Ass!

WARNING Contains Nudity
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Mystery Butt Is Back

Monday, November 10th, 2008

Mystery Butt Is Back

As a new feature at The Deli, Mystery Butt Monday lets you start your week off right. Nothing better than a little Smokin Hot Ass to start your day out right!

Mystery Butt Monday!

So, who does this incredible Mystery Butt belong to? Hint: She has sold over 60 MIllion Albums worldwide, and admits to having an Oral Fixation

Now I admit this feature has been mostly for Men (or Lesbians), But don’t worry ladies (or gay guys), we will have Hot Ass Dudes for you too!

WARNING Contains Nudity
Check Out The Real Deal >> Mystery Butt Monday

Sarah Palin Make Over

Wednesday, October 29th, 2008

The John McCain campaign has received a lot of flack lately for spending money for the Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin Make Over“. We think it was money well spent!

Sarah Palin Ass

Sarah Palin Make Over (Small Butt)

We think the new look is Hot! Although, that Ass is a little small for our taste… next time you might consider some Kardashian Butt Implants!

I Love Big Butts

Friday, October 24th, 2008

Am I Obsessed with Big ButtsButt Of Course! And here’s one of the finest Big Butts in the business, this “Smokin Hot Ass” belongs to Jennifer Lopez.

Jennifer Lopez – “Smokin Hot Ass”