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Osama Obama has done it this time, and let his guard down. So what speech writer wrote this crap? In a recent interview, Bammy stated John McCain picking Sarah Palin as his running mate was like putting Lipstick On A Pig.

Obama Calls Palin Lipstick On A Pig

So, was Bammy’s statement that McCain’s attempt to portray his campaign as the one that will reform Washington amounts to “putting lipstick on a pig” just an outrageous, sexist dig at Sarah Palin, as the McCain team says? Or was there more to it than that… Hmmm

Who knows, we say let the chips fall where they may! Bammy said it, take it for what it’s worth, he’s Running Scared and the Gloves Are Off. You can bet the Obama camp will any kind of ridiculous shit they can think of! At least he didn’t say Palin Is Worthless As Tits On A Hog!

Who would have imagined this Alaskan Hockey Mom – Sarah Palin, would be running for Vice President of the United States. This is a real life Cinderella Story, and our girl Sara is now all dressed up and ready to go to the Inaugural Ball.

Yes Sports Fans - Sarah Palin Has Boobs!

Sara Palin Shows Off Her Ball Gown!

We think she has what it takes to Go All The Way! Presidential candidate John McCain made one of the best moves he could ever make when he picked Palin as his running mate. This has put some real excitement in the McCain Campaign! Now only time will tell, but we may be looking at the next Vice President of the United States!

The “Osama” Obama camp is running scared, and we can see why. Bammy will have to pull out some heavy shit to compete with this! Maybe an Oprah Centerfold in Playboy (Get Hef on the phone!)

The “Osama” Obama Camp is running scared, and has stooped to running a Negative Mud Slinging campaign, now taking every opportunity they can to Rip John McCain and Sarah Palin for anything and everything they can think of.

Stick It You Know Where Bammy!

Obama aides Saturday to accuse the McCain campaign of outright lies, distortions and distractions to the American people.

Palin is one tough cookie, and has told Obama and his Goons, to Stick It Where the Sun Don’t Shine. (And some of them may actually like it!)

We Say – Way To Go Girl!

Obama Gay Sex & Drugs Scandal >> Barack On Crack

Oprah has refused to have Sarah Palin on her show – saying she had no interest in sharing her TV couch with the popular Alaska Governor.

Bitch Aint Comin On My Show!

The daytime-TV talk queen said it was highly unlikely she’d have the self-proclaimed “hockey mom” appear alongside her.

There have been rumors that Winfrey, who appeared at the Democratic convention in Denver last month, may be considered as Osama Obama’s Vice Presidential Running Mate.

She threw her support behind Obama last year – the first time she had ever made such a public endorsement of a political candidate. She and Obama have appeared together, drawing huge crowds in December in New Hampshire, Iowa and South Carolina.

We think Oprah is just jealous, as Sara Palin is John McCain’s Vice Presidential Running Mate!

Wow talk about a Hot Promotion, 44 year old Alaska Governor Sarah Palin is the new Poster Girl for the Alaskan Tourism Department.

Sarah Palin Gets Naked To Promote Tourism!

Palin is personally responsible for much of the Heavy Drilling and Laying Pipe in Alaska today.

She jump started the pipeline project, which really has the potential to benefit the state,” said Larry Ross, an economics professor at the University of Alaska.

We can see why the McCain camp has Pushed Hard to get her on board. We thinks is a good move. Rumor has it “Osama” Obama is scared!

So what’s up with the highest paid celebrity in Hollywood? It seems that Oprah’s Mom, Vernita Lee has ditched out on her bill at the high end fashion store Valentina.

I’m Could Wring Your Neck Mom!

Could it be because her “Cold Hearted” daughter Oprah Cut Her Off, and Kicked Her To The Curb…

Looks like Mom racked up a bill of $155,547.31. Come on, that’s chump change for her Billionaire daughter Oprah. So why is it Oprah Hangs Her Mom Out To Dry?

Valentina lawyer Joseph Niebler said they tried to resolve the bill amicably but poor Mom will have to hire a lawyer to fight the claim.

As “Osama” Obama’s potential Vice Presidential Running Mate, can Oprah afford the Scandal?  Well we don’t know and nobody’s talking.

Local media reached Mom by phone but she declined to comment.

In a suprise move Barack “Osama” Obama in his acceptance speech announced that Oprah will be his Vice Presidential Running Mate in the Presidential Campaign. Oprah, who was moved to tears, promised to share the love she has for her Fans with all Americans.

Obama And Oprah “The Dream Team”

Oprah, who has also promised to Dump Dr Phil has reportedly offered the job to Obama. Obama may consider the offer, and use the Oprah show as a platform for his Change Policy, (whatever that is).

Looks like Oprah is off the weight loss drugs, as she appeared a little chubby at the Democratic Convention. Maybe she should go back to Jenny Craig!

“Osama” Obama has scored with the Gay and Lesbian crowd. The Human Rights Campaign, the largest national gay and lesbian organization, issues a scorecard for members of the Senate based on their sponsorship and voting on key issues of importance to gay and lesbian citizens. Barack Obama scored 89 out of 100%.

Obama would not confirm or deny his own Homosexual tendencies, although he was reportedly involved in a Gay relationship back in his Crack Cocaine smoking days.

Lesbian Actress Lindsay Lohan is rumored to have said “He’s Got My Vote!”.