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Barack Cheating (Already) Hillary Is Pissed!

Before the sheets are even dry in their new Love Tryst “Barky” has been flirting with another woman! In the latest in a series of Sex Scandal to Rock the Obama Campaign, Rumors of Secret Emails from Scarlett Johansson have been Confirmed. Obama admits sending personal emails!

“It’s All For You Barky!” 

“Osama” Obama, who has been rumored to have been heating up the sheets at the Super 8 with Hillary, was quoted as saying: “She sent one email to Reggie, who forwarded it to me,” Obama said, referring to his 26-year-old personal assistant, Reggie Love. “I write saying, ‘thank you Scarlett for doing what you do,’ and suddenly we have this email relationship.” Wow - Personal Emails from Barky!
When asked to comment about the alleged affair Obama said “It’s Time For A Change”.

The-Deli has been reporting the Clinton - Obama Sex Scandal for weeks. Now the main stream media has finally caught on. Looks like the “Secret” Super 8 Love Nest Sessions have blossomed into a full blown Romance.

The Love Affair Heats Up! 

The Los Angeles Times reported: “They sat next to each other on the airplane and shared a custom black bus befitting a traveling rock band” where Barky Sparked Up A Bowl.

Clinton was quoted as saying: “I’ve seen his strength and determination, his grace and his grit.” (And the Big One!)

In a recent speech Presidential Candidate and admitted Crack Cocaine user “Osama” Obama claimed that “If You Don’t Vote Me, You’re A Racist!” - It seems a little early in the game to be playing the Race Card, or it may have just slipped out.

Obama may be a little distracted this week as he heats up the Campaign Trail with Hillary, and news of their Secret Sex Video has leaked out!

Warning: Contains Sexually Explicit Materials
>> Watch The Video Here!

Hot Sex Caught On Tape

The Deli was first to report the Sex Scandal between these two.  Well,  looks like they are at it again…

Former First Lady, and Presidential Candidate, Senator Hillary Clinton joins “Osama” Obama on the campaign trail next week. Rumor has it they “Burried The Hatchet” and “Consumated their Re-Union” with a Summit Meeting at the Super 8 Motel.

Barky Rocks Hilly’s World!

The meeting was secretely recorded and Celeb Gossip Kings has acquired the Secret Sex Tapes from an unnamed source. Runors of these 2 being Gay and Lesbian may be true but it appears they are definitely Bisexual.

There were no sign of Crack Cocaine or any other Drugs on this revealing Sex Tape! We haven’t had this much fun since Bill Clinton was (allegedly)  Banging Gena Girshon.

Things can get a little lonely on the Campaign Trail. It’s rumored that in a quiet moment behind the scenes, “Osama” Obama actually made the moves on Hillary .

“But I’m Gay - So Am I”

Did they actually “Do It” we may never know. Sources close to the Presidential Contenders deny it! Looks like this Sex Scandal may be over before it even gets started… (Good Idea Though!)

Why has the “Osama” Obama camp refused to release Omaba’s Birth Certificate. National Review has reported: “It is now clear that Obama’s father was not legally divorced from his first wife in Africa at the the time” And it gets worse…

“Will the Muslim world see him as an apostate?”

Does the Certificate list Obama as “Muslim“? In his book he admits he attended a Muslim school in Indonesia. Was he even born in the US, some say Iraq. Is he even of African Decent, or Middle Eastern? It’s all pretty suspicious…

The Times They Are A Changin!

Looking to dispel Rumors that he is tied to Muslim Terrorists, “Osama” Obama has set his sights on a Jewish Running Mate. He announced he will ask Bob Dylan to be his VP.

Hey Mr Tambourine Man -

Dylan was quotes as saying: ”He’s [Obama] redefining what a politician is, so we’ll have to see how things play out. “Am I hopeful? Yes, I’m hopeful that things might change. Some things are going to have to.”

While recently the spotlight has been on George Bush for allegedly snorting Cocaine, Obama’s Drug Usage and Gay Affairs were not mentioned.

Is Obama A Sleeper?

Rumors have surfaced that “Osama” Obama may in fact be a “Sleeper” for Muslim Terrorist. The plot to get Obama elected and give control of the US government to Muslim Extremists, may sound Far Fetched, but… so does crashing a 747 into the World Trade Center.

Is Obama In Secret Talks With Muslim Leaders?