Looks like like 54 year old TV talk show queen Oprah has gained a little extra Weight. After being passed by Barack Obama over for the Vice Presidential spot, Oprah has sunk into a deep depression, and is comforting herself with mass quantities of Ho Ho’s, Hagen Daz and Key Lime Pie.
Oprah At 300 lbs
Oprah has been stuffing her face with Key Lime pie on the set of her show, and her producers have had to order bigger furniture for the set in fear the it would collapse under the massive weight of the star.
Winfrey is trapped in a 300-pound nightmare, and as the talk show queen balloons to her heaviest weight ever, her friends and fans fear for the TV legend’s health.
It appears Oprah’s diet gurus Bob Greene may need to “Get With The Program” himself.
Then again we think that her 46-42-53 figure is Hot.She definitely has aBig Butt!
It was a Showdown Tuesday Night when U.S. presidential candidates Barack “Osama” Obama and John “Boy” McCain had their second so called debate on economy Tuesday night at Belmont University in Nashville, Tenn.
Obama McCain Debate
Both Candidates showed their stuff – and then proceded to Rip Each Other. Some polls suggests Wednesday that “Osama” Obama won the second U.S. presidential debate against opponent John Boy Tuesday night. Others suggest that They both were A Couple Of Losers!
Obama McCain Debate 02
Personally, we would like to see them battle it out in “The Cage” on WWE Monday Night Raw! (Call Vince McMahon)
The National Enquirer has put a $100,000 bounty out on Sarah Palin’s Nipples. We think this is “Outrageous” these babies should be worth a lot more than that… of course, Celeb Gossip Kings have the Exclusive!
Sarah Palin Nipples!
John McCain Vice Presidential Running Mate Sarah Palin shows she has all the “Right Stuff”! (Any Boob can see that). We also believe in Tit for Tat, fair is fair, so we will be showing Nipple shots of Osama Obama’s running mate Oprah!
And as always, The-Deli will keep you a Breast of the latest political developments as they happen.
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The Reverend Jesse Jerkson in what appears to be a carefully orchestrated Publicity Stunt cooked up by the Osama Obama camp, to drum up sympathy for the Democratic Presidential Candidate’s fledging campaign.
Watch this >> YouTube Video:
We Think It’s A Scam!
Meanwhile our boy “Barky” was off cooking up Campaign Strategy and a a little Crack Hit with Hillary at the Super 8. Oh you Naughty, Naughty Boy…
Before the sheets are even dry in their new Love Tryst“Barky” has been flirting with another woman! In the latest in a series of Sex Scandal to Rock the Obama Campaign, Rumors of Secret Emails from Scarlett Johansson have been Confirmed. Obama admits sending personal emails!
“It’s All For You Barky!”
“Osama”Obama, who has been rumored to have been heating up the sheets at the Super 8 with Hillary, was quoted as saying: “She sent one email to Reggie, who forwarded it to me,” Obama said, referring to his 26-year-old personal assistant, Reggie Love. “I write saying, ‘thank you Scarlett for doing what you do,’ and suddenly we have this email relationship.” Wow – Personal Emails from Barky!
When asked to comment about the alleged affair Obama said “It’s Time For A Change”.
The-Deli has been reporting the Clinton – ObamaSex Scandal for weeks. Now the main stream media has finally caught on. Looks like the “Secret”Super 8Love Nest Sessions have blossomed into a full blown Romance.
The Love Affair Heats Up!
The Los Angeles Times reported: “They sat next to each other on the airplane and shared a custom black bus befitting a traveling rock band” where Barky Sparked Up A Bowl.
Clinton was quoted as saying: “I’ve seen his strength and determination, his grace and his grit.” (And the Big One!)
In a recent speech Presidential Candidate and admittedCrack Cocaineuser “Osama”Obama claimed that “If You Don’t Vote Me,You’re ARacist!” – It seems a little early in the game to be playing the Race Card, or it may have just slipped out.
Obama may be a little distracted this week as he heats up the Campaign Trail with Hillary, and news of their Secret Sex Video has leaked out!
The Deli was first to report the Sex Scandal between these two. Well, looks like they are at it again…
Former First Lady, and Presidential Candidate, Senator Hillary Clintonjoins “Osama” Obama on the campaign trail next week. Rumor has it they “Burried The Hatchet” and “Consumated their Re-Union” with a Summit Meeting at the Super 8 Motel.
Barky Rocks Hilly’s World!
The meeting was secretely recorded and Celeb Gossip Kings has acquired the Secret Sex Tapes from an unnamed source. Runors of these 2 being Gay and Lesbian may be true but it appears they are definitely Bisexual.
There were no sign of Crack Cocaine or any other Drugs on this revealing Sex Tape! We haven’t had this much fun since Bill Clintonwas (allegedly) Banging Gena Girshon.
