Archive for the ‘Books’ Category

Sara Palin Nipple Hunt

Friday, September 12th, 2008

The National Enquirer has put a $100,000 bounty out on Sarah Palin’s Nipples. We think this is “Outrageous” these babies should be worth a lot more than that… of course, Celeb Gossip Kings have the Exclusive!

Sarah Palin Nipples

Sarah Palin Nipples!

John McCain Vice Presidential Running Mate Sarah Palin shows she has all the “Right Stuff”! (Any Boob can see that). We also believe in Tit for Tat, fair is fair, so we will be showing Nipple shots of Osama Obama’s running mate Oprah!

And as always, The-Deli will keep you a Breast of the latest political developments as they happen.

National Enquirer you can send our check to:
Attention: Armondo (Mondo) Woods
The-Deli PO BOX 69 Beverly Hills, CA 90210

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LL Cool J Amazing Abs

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008

Platinum Workout

40 year old Rapper, Actor LL Cool J (James Todd Smith) has the 6 Pac Abs down. His co-written with his personal trainer Dave Honig tells how he does it.

LL Cool J

“The multitalented, ultrafit hip-hop star LL Cool J shares his personal workout regimen in a revolutionary new program that promises to help anyone build muscle and burn fat en route to 6-pack abs” The book Platinum Workout is available at Amazon.

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Mario Lopez Is A Knockout

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008

Here he is Ladies – Dancing With The Stars – Mario Lopez loves fitness–and it shows. In magazine after magazine, he sports the ripped abs, toned torso, and trim waist that make him America’s “best beach body” (InTouch).

Mario Lopez

Now you can take Mario Home with you…

Check Out Mario’s New Book!

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Dr Phil New Book

Monday, May 12th, 2008

Phillip Calvin “Quick Draw” McGraw (aka DR Phil) Oprah’s Golden-Boy proves that “All That Glitters” in this latest scam, and Celeb Gossip Kings have the Juicy Details.

 Dr Phil New Book

In the wake of Dr Phil’s latest Fiasco – His license to practice psychology was revoked and in fact, he is not been licensed to practice psychology at all. So Dr Phil has released a new book dispensing his advise from His Ass! 

Now he is headed on a world wind book signing tour. I wonder if Oprah will have him on to promote it?

As “Quick Draw” himself has noted, “Failure is no accident.”

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