As a new feature at The Deli, Mystery Butt Monday lets you start your week off right. Nothing better than a little Smokin Hot Ass to start your day out right!
Mystery Butt Monday!
So, who does this incredible Mystery Butt belong to? Hint: She has sold over 60 MIllion Albums worldwide, and admits to having an Oral Fixation…
Now I admit this feature has been mostly for Men (or Lesbians), But don’t worry ladies (or gay guys), we will have Hot Ass Dudes for you too!
The John McCain campaign has received a lot of flack lately for spending money for the Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin “Make Over“. We think it was money well spent!
Sarah Palin Make Over (Small Butt)
We think the new look is Hot! Although, that Ass is a little small for our taste… next time you might consider some Kardashian Butt Implants!
Looks like like 54 year old TV talk show queen Oprah has gained a little extra Weight. After being passed by Barack Obama over for the Vice Presidential spot, Oprah has sunk into a deep depression, and is comforting herself with mass quantities of Ho Ho’s, Hagen Daz and Key Lime Pie.
Oprah At 300 lbs
Oprah has been stuffing her face with Key Lime pie on the set of her show, and her producers have had to order bigger furniture for the set in fear the it would collapse under the massive weight of the star.
Winfrey is trapped in a 300-pound nightmare, and as the talk show queen balloons to her heaviest weight ever, her friends and fans fear for the TV legend’s health.
It appears Oprah’s diet gurus Bob Greene may need to “Get With The Program” himself.
Then again we think that her 46-42-53 figure is Hot.She definitely has aBig Butt!
Tragedy strikes Academy Award winning 27year old actress Jennifer Hudson’s mother, Darnell Hudson Donerson, 57, and brother, Jason S. Hudson, 29 were shot and killed in their Chicago home.
Jennifer Hudson Mother Murdered!
The bodies were discovered at at 2:44 PM Friday at 7019 S. Yale in Chicago’s Englewood neighborhood.
First responders arrived and summoned police to the crime scene. Police spokeswoman Monique Bond said the double murders appear to be the result of domestic dispute …
Rumor is: an argument over a car being sold sparked the conflagration. The missing boy’s mother works as a bus driver and has not been seen.
A suspect: William Balfour, has been taken into custody. Balfour is currently out on parole after serving time for attempted murder. Police have issued an APB for Hudson’s 7-year-old nephew Julian King who may have been abducted by William Balfour. Reportedly, Balfour listed Hudson’s mother’s address as his residence within the last year.
Husdon was one of the finalists on the third season of the FOX television series American Idol.
Am I Obsessed with Big Butts – Butt Of Course! And here’s one of the finest Big Butts in the business, this “Smokin Hot Ass” belongs to Jennifer Lopez.
Let’s face it Guys Love Big Butts! And Kim Kardashian, who just celebrated her 28th birthday, has the perfect Butt. Is it real – or is it Butt Implants?
Kim Kardashian And Her Famous Butt
“Everyone now says I have a fake butt or butt implant. I’m Armenian; you should see all the women in my family. The women have bigger breasts and bigger butts. That’s how I was born. I can’t help it. I’m not gonna fight it. I definitely need to work out more and tone up, but I’m proud of my body… ” says Kardashian.