The “Osama” Obama Camp is running scared, and has stooped to running a Negative Mud Slinging campaign, now taking every opportunity they can to Rip John McCain and Sarah Palin for anything and everything they can think of.
Stick It You Know Where Bammy!
Obama aides Saturday to accuse the McCain campaign of outright lies, distortions and distractions to the American people.
Palin is one tough cookie, and has told Obama and his Goons, to Stick It Where the Sun Don’t Shine. (And some of them may actually like it!)
24 year old singer Amy Winehouse had to cancel her appearance at the Rock En Seine festival in Paris. Her spokespeople said: “She was taken ill at her house and wasn’t able to travel to France for the concert.” (Right!)
Amy Winehouse On Drugs!
Rumor has it Windhouse has been on a serious Crack Cocaine bender andOD’d again. During the last three months Winehouse has twice been rushed to hospital, for a drug overdose.
“Amy Winehouse was regrettably unable to perform at the Rock En Seine show in Paris due to illness,” her spokesman said in a statement late on Friday.
Winehouse is due to appear at the Bestival festival on the Isle of Wight next weekend. Lets see if they can get her sobered up by then…
Actor/RapperDMX aka Earl Simmons, 37, pleaded guilty to Cocaine and Weed possession, and was sentenced to time served. He now faces extradition to Arizona.
DMX Celebrates With His Homie’s!
Attorney Bradford Cohen stated DMX will remain in custody until Arizona picked up on drugs and animal cruelty charges there. Cohen admitted if he hadn’t copped a plea, DMX would have to sit out his time in a Miami slammer until a trail date in October.
It appears our favorite Lesbian Actress Lindsay Lohan, has fallen off the wagon and is back on the Booze again. This report comes from her dad Michael Lohan.
Fresh Out Of Rehab – Lindsay Lohan Drunk Again!
“I’ve been up and down the road (in discussions) with my ex-wife (Dina) and it’s to the point now that I’m going to confront Samantha and Jenny Muro (Lindsay’s production assistant) myself” says Michael.
It’s All Sam’s Fault!
Then Michael Lohan went on to say, “Samantha drinks and passes the drinks under the table to Lindsay, and behind the scenes it gets worse and worse,” says Lohan. “Sam is using my daughter. My daughter isn’t working because she’s always with Sam. Even my ex-wife knows it. She just isn’t doing anything about it.”
It’s rumored that Lohan was seen snorting Cocaine in the bathroom of a local club, although we could not confirm or deny this report!
“Osama” Obama has scored with the Gay and Lesbian crowd. The Human Rights Campaign, the largest national gay and lesbian organization, issues a scorecard for members of the Senate based on their sponsorship and voting on key issues of importance to gay and lesbian citizens. Barack Obama scored 89 out of 100%.
Obama would not confirm or deny his own Homosexual tendencies, although he was reportedly involved in a Gay relationship back in his Crack Cocaine smoking days.
Lesbian Actress Lindsay Lohan is rumored to have said “He’s Got My Vote!”.
The McCain team is searching for a suitable campaign song. After month of searching, they finally picked “Johnny B Goode” – Chuck Berry’s rock ‘n’ roll classic from 1958.
Berry’s high-power guitar licks and “Go Johnny Go” chorus might put a little spring in the old Geezer’s [McCain] step. When asked why he chose the song, McCain sais: “Because it is the only one [the artist] hasn’t complained about us using.”
Berry 81, was Pissed, he reportedly told McCain to “Drop Dead“. Berry may not be happy about his song being appropriated by Mr McCain, but he has made it clear he would prefer “Osama” Obama in the White House.
“America has finally come to this point where you can pick a man of colour and that not be a drawback,” Berry said. “It’s no question, myself being a man of colour. I mean, you have to feel good about it.”
It could be that Berry who has been known to enjoy a some good Drugs in his day can identify with Obama who admittedly UsesCrack Cocaine. The only thing McCain is on is Viagra!
Rep for Winehouse says she: “suffered a reaction to her medication” (Yeah Right!)
She was admitted to emergency after a 911 call was received and will be kept overnight for observation. Amy was overheard to have said “That’s Rock And Roll!”
The Celeb Gossip Kings have learned that Media Queen and Gay blogger Perez Hilton (aka Mario Lavenderia) filed for Bankruptcy. We hear the credit card companies had shut him down. Rumor has it, even his Coke dealers have cut off his credit (Bummer!).
