“Osama” Obama has scored with the Gay and Lesbian crowd. The Human Rights Campaign, the largest national gay and lesbian organization, issues a scorecard for members of the Senate based on their sponsorship and voting on key issues of importance to gay and lesbian citizens. Barack Obama scored 89 out of 100%.
Obama would not confirm or deny his own Homosexual tendencies, although he was reportedly involved in a Gay relationship back in his Crack Cocaine smoking days.
Lesbian Actress Lindsay Lohan is rumored to have said “He’s Got My Vote!”.
The McCain team is searching for a suitable campaign song. After month of searching, they finally picked “Johnny B Goode” – Chuck Berry’s rock ‘n’ roll classic from 1958.
Berry’s high-power guitar licks and “Go Johnny Go” chorus might put a little spring in the old Geezer’s [McCain] step. When asked why he chose the song, McCain sais: “Because it is the only one [the artist] hasn’t complained about us using.”
Berry 81, was Pissed, he reportedly told McCain to “Drop Dead“. Berry may not be happy about his song being appropriated by Mr McCain, but he has made it clear he would prefer “Osama” Obama in the White House.
“America has finally come to this point where you can pick a man of colour and that not be a drawback,” Berry said. “It’s no question, myself being a man of colour. I mean, you have to feel good about it.”
It could be that Berry who has been known to enjoy a some good Drugs in his day can identify with Obama who admittedly UsesCrack Cocaine. The only thing McCain is on is Viagra!
Rep for Winehouse says she: “suffered a reaction to her medication” (Yeah Right!)
She was admitted to emergency after a 911 call was received and will be kept overnight for observation. Amy was overheard to have said “That’s Rock And Roll!”
After they tracked him down, shacked up in some fleebag hotel in Ireland, with an 18 year old cocktail waitress, Ronnie Wood entered a rehabilitation facility Wednesday for help with alcoholism, said a spokeswoman for the Rolling Stones guitarist.
“Following Ronnie’s continued battle with alcohol he has entered a period of rehab,” the spokeswoman said on condition of anonymity as required by her agency. “His close family and friends say he is seeking help and look forward to his recovery.”
Keith Richards was said to have threatened him with a knife and pistol to try to persuade Woody to sober up. His wife, Jo, and Mick Jagger helped persuaded him to enter rehab.
Wood, 61, has fought a long battle with drugs and alcoholism during his rock ‘n’ roll career, which started in the 1960s when he played with Rod Stewart and The Faces.
Rolling Stone, 62 year old Ron Wood is holed up in Ireland with an 18-year-old cocktail waitress, Ekaterina Ivanova. Ronnie is so drunk he doesn’t remember anything or know where he is, his wife Jo (53) says “She is mad – she is a terrible alcoholic.”
Ron Wood’s Guitars
His mates Mic Jagger and Keith Richards have been trying to reach him by phone, but “No Luck”. Woody’s old pal Rod Stewart is concerned.
It appears Wood hooked up with the Bimbo at an escort bar, where she doubles as a Hooker. For Wood, who is well known for his Crack Cocaine binges, this has been one hell of a Bender!
Following up on the her recent Crack Bust, Oscar winner Tatum O’Nealpleaded guilty on Wednesday to disorderly conduct stemming from her drug arrest in June when she was caught buying crack cocaine from a homeless street vendor on the night of June 1, three blocks from her home.
O’Neal, 44, was ordered to attend two half-day drug treatment sessions and to pay a $95 fee, court officials said. She Got Off Easy!
Oh well live and learn, maybe now she will have her Crack delivered by a Reputable Dealer. Say, how about Amy Winehouse’s Dealer, he needs the business while Amy is in Rehab!
Globe Magazine broke this story about Oprah’s Battle With Booze. Seems she has been hiding her longtime addiction to Alcohol. They claim Oprah Is An Alcoholic, we don’t know for sure, but it would not surprise us!
Oprah who in a recent Sex Scandal is suspected of having an Affair with admitted Crack Cocaine Smoker, Presidential Candidate “Osama” Obama, could not be reached for comment.
So she likes to drink, Big Deal - Does anybody really care anyway? This is almost getting ridiculous, the only thing we haven’t heard yet is Oprah Is A Lesbian, or Abducted By Aliens but that’s probably coming next!
