The South African-born Oscar winning actress, 33 year old Charlize Theron who just became an American citizen last year, has come out in support of “Osama” Obama.
Charlize Theron Keeps A Breast Of The Issues
The Melbourne Daily Telegraph quoted Theron as saying: “Its a great year to become an American citizen. I think everybody knows I’m backing Barack Obama“.
“There’s certain things about him that I find truly inspiring. After his speech on race, I emailed a few people I knew who are probably going to vote Republican and suggested that they really listen to that speech,” she added.
The actress makes not secret of her contempt for current commander-in-chief George Bush, and is rumored to have said “He’s A Jerk!” We hear Theron will be donating a percentage of all her Nipple Enhancer sales to the Obama Campaign!
Theron made no mention of Bammy’s alleged Crack Cocaine usage or his involvement in a Gay Sex Scandal.
Our Favorite Lesbian Actress Lindsay Lohan and her man Sam Ronson have launched a vicious internet attack on US Vice President candidate Sarah Palin blasting her as a narrow-minded homophobe Bitch, and, asking: “Is it a sin to be Gay?”
She Can Suck It!
The Loving Couple posted a joint message on their MySpace pages blasting Palin as a ‘narrow minded, media obsessed homophobe’.
“I really cannot bite my tongue anymore when it comes to Sarah Palin,” Lohan wrote. “Is it a sin to be gay? Should it be a sin to be straight? Or to use birth control? Or to have sex before marriage? Or even to have a child out of wedlock? … I find it quite interesting that a woman who now is running to be second in command of the United States only four years ago had aspirations to be a television anchor. Which is probably all she is qualified to be.”
Lohan (Who likes to Suck It) ends the rant by quoting that great Canadian stateswoman, Pamela Anderson, who once said, “She can suck it!”
Ronson, who can’t vote anyway because she’s not a U.S. citizen, begged her American friends to do their research, “and if you’re in doubt — vote for Obama!”
“Osama” Obama who is involved in his own Crack Cocaine and Gay Sex Scandal, could not be reached for comment!
There is no response from the John McCain / Sarah Palin campaign as of yet!
Friends and family were concerned when Amy Winehouse got too stoned and missed her own 25th Birthday Party yesterday. Sources close to Winehouse said she in on a serious Drug Binge and may not live through the weekend.
Winehouse Serious Drug Binge
Friends and family, including mother Janis, newly-single Mark Ronson, singer Adele, and Aisleyne Horgan-Wallacare are saying it’s the worst she’s ever looked, and some even thinking she’s on death’s doorstep.
The “Osama” Obama Camp is running scared, and has stooped to running a Negative Mud Slinging campaign, now taking every opportunity they can to Rip John McCain and Sarah Palin for anything and everything they can think of.
Stick It You Know Where Bammy!
Obama aides Saturday to accuse the McCain campaign of outright lies, distortions and distractions to the American people.
Palin is one tough cookie, and has told Obama and his Goons, to Stick It Where the Sun Don’t Shine. (And some of them may actually like it!)
24 year old singer Amy Winehouse had to cancel her appearance at the Rock En Seine festival in Paris. Her spokespeople said: “She was taken ill at her house and wasn’t able to travel to France for the concert.” (Right!)
Amy Winehouse On Drugs!
Rumor has it Windhouse has been on a serious Crack Cocaine bender andOD’d again. During the last three months Winehouse has twice been rushed to hospital, for a drug overdose.
“Amy Winehouse was regrettably unable to perform at the Rock En Seine show in Paris due to illness,” her spokesman said in a statement late on Friday.
Winehouse is due to appear at the Bestival festival on the Isle of Wight next weekend. Lets see if they can get her sobered up by then…
“Osama” Obama has scored with the Gay and Lesbian crowd. The Human Rights Campaign, the largest national gay and lesbian organization, issues a scorecard for members of the Senate based on their sponsorship and voting on key issues of importance to gay and lesbian citizens. Barack Obama scored 89 out of 100%.
Obama would not confirm or deny his own Homosexual tendencies, although he was reportedly involved in a Gay relationship back in his Crack Cocaine smoking days.
Lesbian Actress Lindsay Lohan is rumored to have said “He’s Got My Vote!”.
The McCain team is searching for a suitable campaign song. After month of searching, they finally picked “Johnny B Goode” – Chuck Berry’s rock ‘n’ roll classic from 1958.
Berry’s high-power guitar licks and “Go Johnny Go” chorus might put a little spring in the old Geezer’s [McCain] step. When asked why he chose the song, McCain sais: “Because it is the only one [the artist] hasn’t complained about us using.”
Berry 81, was Pissed, he reportedly told McCain to “Drop Dead“. Berry may not be happy about his song being appropriated by Mr McCain, but he has made it clear he would prefer “Osama” Obama in the White House.
“America has finally come to this point where you can pick a man of colour and that not be a drawback,” Berry said. “It’s no question, myself being a man of colour. I mean, you have to feel good about it.”
It could be that Berry who has been known to enjoy a some good Drugs in his day can identify with Obama who admittedly UsesCrack Cocaine. The only thing McCain is on is Viagra!
Rep for Winehouse says she: “suffered a reaction to her medication” (Yeah Right!)
She was admitted to emergency after a 911 call was received and will be kept overnight for observation. Amy was overheard to have said “That’s Rock And Roll!”
