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		<title>Charlize Theron Nipples For Obama</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 12:45:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Armando Woods</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The South African-born Oscar winning actress, 33 year old Charlize Theron who just became an American citizen last year, has come out in support of &#8220;Osama&#8221; Obama.
The Melbourne Daily Telegraph quoted Theron as saying: &#8220;Its a great year to become an American citizen. I think everybody knows I&#8217;m backing Barack Obama&#8220;.
&#8220;There&#8217;s certain things about him [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lindsay Lohan Blasts Sarah Palin</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 13:40:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Armondo Woods</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey, It&#8217;s No Sin To Be Gay
Our Favorite Lesbian Actress Lindsay Lohan and her man Sam Ronson have launched a vicious internet attack on US Vice President candidate Sarah Palin blasting her as a narrow-minded homophobe Bitch, and, asking: &#8220;Is it a sin to be Gay?&#8221;

She Can Suck It! 
The Loving Couple posted a joint [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Amy Winehouse Death Watch</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Sep 2008 14:12:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Armondo Woods</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Friends and family were concerned when Amy Winehouse got too stoned and missed her own 25th Birthday Party yesterday. Sources close to Winehouse said she in on a serious Drug Binge and may not live through the weekend.

Winehouse Serious Drug Binge
Friends and family, including mother Janis, newly-single Mark Ronson, singer Adele, and Aisleyne Horgan-Wallacare are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Obama Running Scared</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Sep 2008 13:34:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Armondo Woods</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The &#8220;Osama&#8221; Obama Camp is running scared, and has stooped to running a Negative Mud Slinging campaign, now taking every opportunity they can to Rip John McCain and Sarah Palin for anything and everything they can think of.

Stick It You Know Where Bammy!
Obama aides Saturday to accuse the McCain campaign of outright lies, distortions and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Amy Winehouse OD Again</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Aug 2008 09:19:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Armondo Woods</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[24 year old singer Amy Winehouse had to cancel her appearance at the Rock En Seine festival in Paris. Her spokespeople said: &#8220;She was taken ill at her house and wasn&#8217;t able to travel to France for the concert.&#8221; (Right!)

Amy Winehouse On Drugs! 
Rumor has it Windhouse has been on a serious Crack Cocaine bender [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Obama Comes Out As Gay Supporter</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 08:59:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Armondo Woods</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Osama&#8221; Obama has scored with the Gay and Lesbian crowd. The Human Rights Campaign, the largest national gay and lesbian organization, issues a scorecard for members of the Senate based on their sponsorship and voting on key issues of importance to gay and lesbian citizens. Barack Obama scored 89 out of 100%.

Obama would not confirm [...]]]></description>
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		<title>John McCain Drops Dead</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 12:12:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Armando Woods</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chuck Berry Tells McCain &#8220;Drop Dead&#8221;
The McCain team is searching for a suitable campaign song. After month of searching, they finally picked &#8220;Johnny B Goode&#8221; – Chuck Berry&#8217;s rock &#8216;n&#8217; roll classic from 1958.
Berry&#8217;s high-power guitar licks and &#8220;Go Johnny Go&#8221; chorus might put a little spring in the old Geezer&#8217;s [McCain] step. When asked [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Amy Winehouse Overdose Again</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 13:14:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Armando Woods</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fresh out of Rehab &#8212; singer Amy Winehouse was rushed to a London hospital in a wheelchair today after she Overdosed On Crack again!
 
Photo courtesy of: PacificCoastNews
Rep for Winehouse says she: &#8220;suffered a reaction to her medication&#8221; (Yeah Right!)
She was admitted to emergency after a 911 call was received and will be kept  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ron Wood Hits Rehab</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 13:52:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Armondo Woods</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After they tracked him down, shacked up in some fleebag hotel in Ireland, with an 18 year old cocktail waitress, Ronnie Wood entered a rehabilitation facility Wednesday for help with alcoholism, said a spokeswoman for the Rolling Stones guitarist.

&#8220;Following Ronnie&#8217;s continued battle with alcohol he has entered a period of rehab,&#8221; the spokeswoman said on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ron Wood Runs Of With 18 Year Old Girl</title>
		<link>http://the-deli.org/ron-wood-runs-of-with-19-year-old-girl/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jul 2008 12:03:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Armondo Woods</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rolling Stone, 62 year old Ron Wood is holed up in Ireland with an 18-year-old cocktail waitress, Ekaterina Ivanova. Ronnie is so drunk he doesn&#8217;t remember anything or know where he is, his wife Jo (53) says &#8220;She is mad – she is a terrible alcoholic.&#8221;
 
Ron Wood&#8217;s Guitars 
His mates Mic Jagger and Keith [...]]]></description>
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