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Ron Wood Hits Rehab

After they tracked him down, shacked up in some fleebag hotel in Ireland, with an 18 year old cocktail waitress, Ronnie Wood entered a rehabilitation facility Wednesday for help with alcoholism, said a spokeswoman for the Rolling Stones guitarist.

Ron Wood Rocks Out

“Following Ronnie’s continued battle with alcohol he has entered a period of rehab,” the spokeswoman said on condition of anonymity as required by her agency. “His close family and friends say he is seeking help and look forward to his recovery.”

Keith Richards was said to have threatened him with a knife and pistol to try to persuade Woody to sober up. His wife, Jo, and Mick Jagger helped persuaded him to enter rehab.

Wood, 61, has fought a long battle with drugs and alcoholism during his rock ‘n’ roll career, which started in the 1960s when he played with Rod Stewart and The Faces.

Ron Wood Runs Of With 18 Year Old Girl

Rolling Stone, 62 year old Ron Wood is holed up in Ireland with an 18-year-old cocktail waitress, Ekaterina Ivanova. Ronnie is so drunk he doesn’t remember anything or know where he is, his wife Jo (53) says “She is mad – she is a terrible alcoholic.”


Ron Wood’s Guitars

His mates Mic Jagger and Keith Richards have been trying to reach him by phone, but “No Luck”. Woody’s old pal Rod Stewart is concerned.

It appears Wood hooked up with the Bimbo at an escort bar, where she doubles as a Hooker. For Wood, who is well known for his Crack Cocaine binges, this has been one hell of a Bender!

Tatum Oneil Crack Cocaine Bust

Following up on the her recent Crack Bust, Oscar winner Tatum O’Neal pleaded guilty on Wednesday to disorderly conduct stemming from her drug arrest in June when she was caught buying crack cocaine from a homeless street vendor on the night of June 1, three blocks from her home.

Tatum O’Neil On Crack

O’Neal, 44, was ordered to attend two half-day drug treatment sessions and to pay a $95 fee, court officials said. She Got Off Easy!

Oh well live and learn, maybe now she will have her Crack delivered by a Reputable Dealer. Say, how about Amy Winehouse’s Dealer, he needs the business while Amy is in Rehab!

Oprah Is A Secretive Drinker

Globe Magazine broke this story about Oprah’s Battle With Booze. Seems she has been hiding her longtime addiction to Alcohol. They claim Oprah Is An Alcoholic, we don’t know for sure, but it would not surprise us!

 Oprah Is Alcoholic

Oprah who in a recent Sex Scandal is suspected of having an Affair with admitted Crack Cocaine Smoker, Presidential Candidate “Osama” Obama, could not be reached for comment.

So she likes to drink, Big Deal – Does anybody really care anyway? This is almost getting ridiculous, the only thing we haven’t heard yet is Oprah Is A Lesbian, or Abducted By Aliens but that’s probably coming next!

Amy Winehouse What Happened?

Taking a look back to Amy Winehouse first appearance in the US on the Dave Letterman show. Man she was good.. What the heck happened to her?

(Simple – Drugs!)

 

Obama New Hip Hop CD

In order to Boost His image in the Black Community “Osama” Obama has hired Dr Dre (Fresh Out Of Detox) and Snoop Dogg to produce a Hip Hop CD for him tentatively called “The DC Gangsta Thug” .

 Obama DC Gangsta Thug

 Obama “DC Gangsta Thug”

The advise of his new producers… Dre said Lose The Suit, Snoop said Start Smokin Weed, “Drugs – No Problem”  (Admitted Crack Cocaine Smoker) Obama was quoted as saying “I Inhaled, A Lot” ! After the success of Obama’s Rap Video this new CD should be a Hit!

Warning: Contains Sexually Explicit Materials
>> Watch The Video Here!

Boy George Not Allowed in US

Aging Gay Singer, Boy George has recently been denied a Visa to come to the US for a 24 show Tour this summer. The reason given is that he has been in legal trouble back in Europe.

Boy George

George was arrested last year in Norway after a Male Escort accused the Singer / DJ of False Imprisonment and Assault! Sounds like a lovers quarrel…

George, who was scheduled to do a concert to campaign for his buddy admitted Crack Smoker and suspected Gay “Osama” Obama is deeply upset. The Gays and Lesbians and calling it discrimination!

Oh well, all we can say is You Go Girl Boy Whatever!

New Edition Honored At ASCAP Awards

At the 21st Annual ASCAP Rhythm and Soul Awards held last night in Beverly Hills the original 80’s Bubblegum Boy Band New Edition was honored for their contribution to Rhythm and Soul music. Bobby Brown and the boys, Ronnie, Bobby, Ricky, Mike, and Johnny Gill were united on stage to accept the honors along with producer/svengali Maurice Starr ( New Kids on the Block).

Flash Back To 1983 “Candy Girl”

Bobby Brown’s “Candy Girl” Whitney Houston was
seen in the parking lot Hitting The Crack Pipe