Rapper DMX (Earl Simmons) was arrested at a Phoenix mall Saturday on suspicion of “False Identity”. He gave a gave a fake name and Social Security number to a hospital to get out of paying for medical expenses.
Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio said that when DMX went to Scottsdale’s Mayo Clinic in April, he used the name “Troy Jones” and failed to pay a $7,500 bill.
Arpaio said:”He’s back in jail again,” I don’t know why judges keep letting this guy out. Every time he goes in there, he gets out on bond. I’m hoping this is the one time he’s going to pay the penalty for his offense.”
DMX other recent arrests were for outstanding warrants after he failed to appear in court in Phoenix , and on charges of attempting to purchase Cocaine and Weed in Miami.
38 year old Barenaked Ladies lead singer Steven Page was arrested for Felony Drug Posession, after he admitted to snorting cocaine last week. Page faces up to 5 1/2 years in prison.
“Yeah, it’s Cocaine”
This follows the release of their first children’s album “Snacktime,” the band was scheduled perform at next month’s Disney Music Block Party on Long Island.
Police Busted Page and 25-year-old girlfriend Stephanie Ford at her apartment in Toronto, snorting Coke and smoking Weed.
After they tracked him down, shacked up in some fleebag hotel in Ireland, with an 18 year old cocktail waitress, Ronnie Wood entered a rehabilitation facility Wednesday for help with alcoholism, said a spokeswoman for the Rolling Stones guitarist.
“Following Ronnie’s continued battle with alcohol he has entered a period of rehab,” the spokeswoman said on condition of anonymity as required by her agency. “His close family and friends say he is seeking help and look forward to his recovery.”
Keith Richards was said to have threatened him with a knife and pistol to try to persuade Woody to sober up. His wife, Jo, and Mick Jagger helped persuaded him to enter rehab.
Wood, 61, has fought a long battle with drugs and alcoholism during his rock ‘n’ roll career, which started in the 1960s when he played with Rod Stewart and The Faces.
Bad Boy Andy Dick gets Hard Up and goes on aRampageat the Buffalo Wild Wings in Murrieta (CA) last night. Dick was arrested early Wednesday for investigation of drug use and sexual battery after the comedian allegedly pulled down a teenager’s top Exposing Her Breasts, police said.
A 17-year-old girl (Who looks a lot like Miley Cyrus) told police that she was outside when Dick left the bar, walked up, “grabbed her tank top and bra and pulled them down and exposed her breasts,” the statement said.
Dick, 42, was booked at Southwest Detention Center in French Valley on suspicion of felony possession of a controlled substance, misdemeanor sexual battery and misdemeanor possession of marijuana.
Dick has a reputation for crude behavior. He has been reported to have exposed himself to audiences at least twice. He was forcibly removed from the set of the show “Jimmy Kimmel Live” last year after he repeatedly fondled guest Ivanka Trump’s tits without her permission.
Dick who was previously arrested for possession of Cocaine and Weed after driving his car into a telephone pole in Hollywood, said “Hey, I was Just Having Fun!“.
The tone on the set was dark and gloomy, but the sudden death of Heath Ledger added an additional and unwanted morbidity to the aura surrounding British director Christopher Nolan’s Batman sequel, The Dark Knight.
Back From The Grave!
“What Heath brought to The Joker is difficult to describe,” says Nolan. “There’s an extraordinary intensity to it and he’s absolutely terrifying.”
“We wanted him to represent pure, unadulterated evil,” he says, “and I needed a phenomenal actor, but he also had to be someone unafraid of taking on such an iconic role. Heath created something entirely original. It’s stunning, captivating. It’s going to blow people away.”
“The Joker is terrifying because there appears no rhyme or reason for what he does; he’s just a force of nature,” says Nolan. “With Two-Face, you see his transformation and you understand where his anger and his grief come from.”
Christian Bale is the new Batman in The Dark Night. The Reviews are in and this could well be the BlockBuster Hit Movie of the Summer.
Christian Bale Interview With Matt Lauer
Did the role of The Joker play a part in Heath Ledger’s downward spiral into Drugs, Depression and eventual prescription Drug Overdose at age 28. Speculation is there will be a posthumous Oscar Nomination for Ledger.
Marc Lee, The Daily Telegraph: The Dark Knight has plenty of high-speed, maximum-volume action sequences, but it is also one of the most intelligent big-budget Hollywood movies of recent times; and no sympathy vote is required for a cinematic creation as accomplished as Ledger’s deranged, demonic Lord of Chaos. It is a genuinely unsettling, brilliantly nuanced portrait of evil.
In a recent study conducted by Johns Hopkins University has determined that Psilocybin, “Magic Mushrooms” are the new Viagra. Male users turned into Porno Studs and reported having Erections that lasted for hours. Female users turned into Raving Nymphomaniacs and reported having Multiple Orgasms lasting for several hours.
In the clinical test on 500 Men and Women, after 5 minutes they immediately started having sex that went on for hours. One user said “It’s one of the most spiritually significant experiences I’ve ever had.” The drug which has been used in religious ceremonies for centuries is now being seen as the Magic Cure for sexual dysfunction.
This is one of the few such studies of a hallucinogen in the past 40 years, since research was largely shut down after widespread recreational abuse of such drug. Once this news hits, everyone is going to be hitting the cow pastures looking for the Miracle Drug.
Rumor has it that Oprah (who hasn’t had an orgasm in years) has secretly purchased the entire annual crop production of the worlds only known Magic Mushroom Farm in South America, and is planning to run a 2 hour Special with Dr Phil about the “Love Mushroom“.
Drug companies are scrambling to see how they can Cash-In on this amazing discovery. We hear they may be selling it over the counter at Wall Mart as the “Orgy In A Box“.
Following up on the her recent Crack Bust, Oscar winner Tatum O’Nealpleaded guilty on Wednesday to disorderly conduct stemming from her drug arrest in June when she was caught buying crack cocaine from a homeless street vendor on the night of June 1, three blocks from her home.
O’Neal, 44, was ordered to attend two half-day drug treatment sessions and to pay a $95 fee, court officials said. She Got Off Easy!
Oh well live and learn, maybe now she will have her Crack delivered by a Reputable Dealer. Say, how about Amy Winehouse’s Dealer, he needs the business while Amy is in Rehab!
