Entries Tagged 'George Bush' ↓
August 10th, 2008 — Celeb Gossip, George Bush, Olympics, Politics, Rumors, Sex Scandal, Sports
President George W. Bush was seen getting pretty friendly with U.S. Women’s Beach Volleyball team players Misty May-Treanor, and Kerri Walsh while visiting the Chaoyang Park Beach Volleyball Grounds at the 2008 Summer Olympic Games in Beijing yesterday.
“How About We Go Back To My Room For A 3-Some Girls?”
Immediately the Rumors were flying on the internet that there was some Hanky Panky going on. Celeb Gossip Kings decided to investigate.
“Yeah…Too Bad You’re Not Gettin Any!”
Looks can be deceiving, as sources told The-Deli that the girls were overheard to have said: “Yuck- Ishhh - No Way We Would Do That Old Fart!” - (Way To Go Girls)
June 25th, 2008 — Barack Obama, Cocaine, Drugs, George Bush, John McCain
Presidential hopeful John McCain was warned today that Barack “Osama” Obama is taking a huge lead in the Polls. These Polls (taken by his own Republican Party) show that he basically cannot win this election.
Although we aren’t certain if McCain had a heart attack after hearing this news, even though he’s Old and Senile, he looks like he crapped his pants!
His old buddy George Bush offered to come by and do a Few Lines with him to “Cheer Him Up” but it was no use. McCain is visibly shaken…
Sorry John. Better luck in the next election. That is, if you’re still Alive!
June 11th, 2008 — Catholic Church, Episcopalian church, George Bush, Islam, Jesus Christ, John McCain, Muslim Extremists, Sex Scandal, Vietnam, terrorist
Not to be outdone by “Osama” Obama, there has been a leak, possibly from within the McCain camp, that there may be ties between John McCain and Muslim Extremists. This comes hot on the heels of the McCain Sex Scandal…
McCain is a member of the Episcopalian Church (also known as the Church Without Guilt) that elected a Bishop who is openly Muslim. McCain also spent five years in a POW camp in Vietnam, a country where Islam is a prominent religion. Hmm, sounds like we might have something here…
Could He Possibly Be A Terrorist?
McCain who had an Affair with a lobbyist, was at the bottom of his class in the Naval Academy, and plans to escalate the war with Iraq, sounds the perfect Republican Candidate!
June 10th, 2008 — Barak Obama, Bob Dylan, Drugs, Gay, George Bush, Politics
The Times They Are A Changin!
Looking to dispel Rumors that he is tied to Muslim Terrorists, “Osama” Obama has set his sights on a Jewish Running Mate. He announced he will ask Bob Dylan to be his VP.
Hey Mr Tambourine Man -
Dylan was quotes as saying: ”He’s [Obama] redefining what a politician is, so we’ll have to see how things play out. “Am I hopeful? Yes, I’m hopeful that things might change. Some things are going to have to.”
While recently the spotlight has been on George Bush for allegedly snorting Cocaine, Obama’s Drug Usage and Gay Affairs were not mentioned.
June 8th, 2008 — Barak Obama, Celebs, Drugs, George Bush
The Globe Magazine has reported that President George Bush has been secretly using Cocaine for years.
Sounds Outrageous (Could It Be True?)
“That’s the shocking charge by political insiders in a GLOBE blockbuster report you can’t afford to miss! Sources insist Bush has abused cocaine and the mood swings triggered by the drug have almost destroyed his marriage to first lady Laura Bush!”
Sounds Unbelievable, but is would not be a surprise. With Obama getting all the attention for his admitted Crack Cocaine use, maybe Bush decided it was time to come clean!
Celeb Gossip Kings could not confirm or deny the report.
