Archive for the ‘Guitars’ Category

Heidi Klum Guitar Hero

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008

There’s a new Guitar Hero in town. The 35 year old Super Model Heidi Klum provides the Tits-n-Ass for a new Guitar Hero Promotion. In the Tom CruiseRisky Business” tradition this video Rocks!

That’s Rock And Roll – Bob Seeger Would Be Proud!

Kirsten Dunst Rehab Sucks

Saturday, October 4th, 2008

26 year old Golden Globe nominated Actress Kirsten Dunst who recently got out of Rehab, talks about her experience. Dunst was at the Cirque Lodge Treatment Center in Utah earlier this year, saying that she sought help for depression, not for Drugs or Alcohol Abuse. (Yeah Right!)

Kirsten-Dunst-Topless

Kirsten-Dunst-Topless

Rumor has it Dunst was acting bizarre and would just take off her clothes anywhere, anytime. A source close to Dunst said “She desperately needed help. She seemed to be intoxicated when she checked in and she was acting really erratic.”

“She was extremely emotional, constantly breaking down in tears. She’s not in a good place right now, but thankfully, she’s getting the help she needs.”

There was no mention of any specific Drugs, but we would guess it may have been Cocaine and Weed (What Else).

Dunst was in good company, Eva Mendes, who also likes to run around Naked, is currently at Cirque undergoing rehab. our favorite Lesbian, Lindsay Lohan and Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora were also former patients there.

WARNING Contains Nudity
Check Out The Real Deal >> Kirsten Dunst Topless

Heather Locklear Ratted Out

Friday, October 3rd, 2008

Snitch Bitch or Hero? Poparazza Jill Ishkanian, who operates Sunset Photo & News ratted out Actress Heather Locklear in a 911 call, when she observed the 47 year old star driving erratically.

Heather Lockleer Mug Shot

Heather Locklear Mug Shot

Then when the cops showed up Ishkanian snapped shots of the arrest and sold them to TMZ for more than $27,000. Not a bad days work.

The California Highway Patrol said the actress showed “obvious impairment,” but alcohol has been ruled out. So what does that mean? Drugs of course!

Has the six time-Golden Globe-nominated Actress gone off the deep-end due to depression and medication she started taking after that Bitch Denise Richards stole her husband, Bon Jovi GuitaristRichie Sambora?

Locklear’s representive said: “Heather has been dealing with anxiety and depression. She requested an in-depth evaluation of her medication and entered into a medical facility for proper diagnosis and treatment. This is a confidential medical matter and no further statement will be released.“

We think shes just fine, so what’s a little Booze and Drugs anyway, who cares… we’d rather see Heather Locklear Naked!

WARNING Contains Nudity
Check Out The Real Deal >> Heather Locklear Topless

Jennifer Aniston Dumps John Mayer

Thursday, August 21st, 2008

Actress Jennifer Aniston dumps her recent boyfriend, guitarist John Mayer. “He’s Gay!” Aniston ditched him after news surfaced that Mayer was rumored to be Smooching and Grab-Assing with Gossip Queen Perez “Pee Wee” Hilton.

 Jennifer Aniston

 All The Good Ones Are Married Or Gay!

How could he leave Jen for that disgusting Fag? No one knows for sure, but “Pee Wee” is in his glory. Hilton reported his affair with Mayer on his blog.

We don”t care if he’s Gay, Mayers a great Guitarist!

Ron Wood Hits Rehab

Thursday, July 17th, 2008

After they tracked him down, shacked up in some fleebag hotel in Ireland, with an 18 year old cocktail waitress, Ronnie Wood entered a rehabilitation facility Wednesday for help with alcoholism, said a spokeswoman for the Rolling Stones guitarist.

Ron Wood Rocks Out

“Following Ronnie’s continued battle with alcohol he has entered a period of rehab,” the spokeswoman said on condition of anonymity as required by her agency. “His close family and friends say he is seeking help and look forward to his recovery.”

Keith Richards was said to have threatened him with a knife and pistol to try to persuade Woody to sober up. His wife, Jo, and Mick Jagger helped persuaded him to enter rehab.

Wood, 61, has fought a long battle with drugs and alcoholism during his rock ‘n’ roll career, which started in the 1960s when he played with Rod Stewart and The Faces.

Ron Wood Runs Of With 18 Year Old Girl

Sunday, July 13th, 2008

Rolling Stone, 62 year old Ron Wood is holed up in Ireland with an 18-year-old cocktail waitress, Ekaterina Ivanova. Ronnie is so drunk he doesn’t remember anything or know where he is, his wife Jo (53) says “She is mad – she is a terrible alcoholic.”


Ron Wood’s Guitars

His mates Mic Jagger and Keith Richards have been trying to reach him by phone, but “No Luck”. Woody’s old pal Rod Stewart is concerned.

It appears Wood hooked up with the Bimbo at an escort bar, where she doubles as a Hooker. For Wood, who is well known for his Crack Cocaine binges, this has been one hell of a Bender!

Richie Sambora DUI Or Just High

Saturday, March 29th, 2008

When Bon Jovi lead guitarist Richie Sambora was arrested for DUI his BOC (Blood Alcohol Count) was .08 within the legal limit in Cal. So why was he weaving erratically, was it Drugs? Celeb Gossip Kings uncover the “Real Story”

Richie Sambora DUI MugshotBON Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora has been arrested on suspicion of drink-driving, he was pulled over with his girlfriend and 10-year-old daughter in the car.

Sambora, 48, was detained after being stopped in Laguna Beach, south of Los Angeles, overnight while at the wheel of his black Hummer, a police spokesman said. Sambora was driving the Hummer and was with his girlfriend, daughter Ava (whose mother is ex-wife Heather Locklear) and another unidentified juvenile girl.

The rock star failed a series of roadside sobriety tests after he was pulled over by police before undergoing a blood test, Laguna Beach police sergeant Jason Kravetz said. (No relation to Lenny Kravitz)

“He was very co-operative,” Sgt Kravetz said.

Sambora was released from jail today and must appear in court in Newport Beach on May 7 for a hearing, Sgt Kravetz said.

Sambora entered a treatment facility in June 2007. “I was just drinking too much and I needed to get my life together,” he said during a Today show appearance. “I’m still in therapy and stuff like that, but it’s good. I’m great. I feel fine.”

Richie Sambora Jon Bon Jovi

Richie Sambora, Jon Bon Jovi

Sambora’s attorney Johnny Cockran has developed a very clever “Out” for the skid row guitarist. He plans to tell judge Lance Ito that Ritchie was merely “siphoning” some home brewed ethanol from a gallon jug into his Mercedes and “accidentally” swallowed some, of course making him fail the breatalyzer test. This “ploy” was used successfully by The famous 1st Brother Billy Carter in his DUI arrest in 1987.

Richie’s Sunburst Les Paul (Now That’s A Beauty!)

Richie Sambora Subnburst Les Paul

Living On A Prayer!

Hang In There Richie!

Hot Guitars Chicks

Saturday, March 22nd, 2008

What could be better that Hot Guitars and Hot Chicks, so while cruisin for hot guitars online we stumbled on One Hot Site and Celeb Gossip King The Deli has the awesome details for YOU!

World’s Most Unique Guitar Web Site

This web site claims to be the most unique Guitar Website, and I have to say they could be right. It’s like a gallery of beautiful guitars and beautiful girls. What could be better right?

We have never really reviewed a web site before, so this will be something new for the Celeb Gossip Kings – anyway, here are some very cool shots from HotGuitarist.com

 

Hot Guitars - Hot Chicks - Michelle

Hot Guitar Chick – Michelle

Hot Guitar Chick - Elaine

Hot Guitar Chick – Elaine

 

Hot Guitar Chick - Marie

Hot Guitar Chick – Marie

Hot Guitar Chick - Paula

Hot Guitar Chick – Paula

Now that’s what I call a Hot Site, hey we haven’t even seen the guitars yet, well we’ll get to that next time…

HotGuitarist.com  gets the:
Deli Seal Of Approval Award for Excellence! 

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