Craigs List Hookers are now going to be regulated (Bummer). Leading the charge to shut down illegal sex-for-hire ads is Washington state Attorney General Rob McKenna and his counterparts in 39 states announced an agreement Thursday with Craigslist.com in which the company adopted new policies.
Craigs List Hookers
Under the new agreement, the free classified ad site will require Hookers who post ads under “erotic services” to provide a working phone number and pay a fee using a valid credit card.
When asked her opinion about the new Craiglist regulations a Hooker who calls herself “Candy” was quoted as saying “ThisTotally Sucks!” - it sounds Political to us.
Former President Bill Clinton passes the secret list of his favorite DC Hookers to Presidential hopeful John McCain yesterday in a special meeting. Just one of the Perks!
Just Don't Let Hillary Know!
McCain said “I’m an old Navy pilot, and I know when a crisis calls for all hands on deck“. Since they didn’t have any girls on those long sea voyages back then, he had to do it by hand on the Poop Deck with his Buddies!
The Whitehouse has been rocked with enough amateur Sex Scandal, it’s about time they just hire professionals and get the job done right! Oh well Boys Will Be Boys, and it looks like it’s all just Good Clean Fun!
So where was Sarah Palin and Hillary Clinton while all this was going on?
Brook Hogan is worried that little brother Nick Bollea is being molested in Jail. “I was worried about him, and his safety, and his well-being.”
Happy Birthday Nick!
No Worries Brooke, Nick got a special present from daddy (Hulk Hogan). The “Hulkster” figured Nick was getting sick of looking at big hairy dudes and had a Hooker (Big Boobs) smuggled in for his boys 18th Birthday present. Way To Go Hulk!
Rolling Stone, 62 year old Ron Wood is holed up in Ireland with an 18-year-old cocktail waitress, Ekaterina Ivanova. Ronnie is so drunk he doesn’t remember anything or know where he is, his wife Jo (53) says “She is mad – she is a terrible alcoholic.”
Ron Wood’s Guitars
His mates Mic Jagger and Keith Richards have been trying to reach him by phone, but “No Luck”. Woody’s old pal Rod Stewart is concerned.
It appears Wood hooked up with the Bimbo at an escort bar, where she doubles as a Hooker. For Wood, who is well known for his Crack Cocaine binges, this has been one hell of a Bender!
Former President Bill Clinton in a statement released by his spokesman Matt McCenna said: `President Clinton is obviously committed to doing whatever he can and is asked to do to ensure Senator Obama is the next president of the United States.”
So Clinton did what he does best and Hooked “Osama” up with some Hookers!
(We’ll Do Aaaanything For You Baby!)
Now Osama’s off to the Super 8 withthe new Obama Girls! Does this mean the Romance Is OverWith Hillary… (What about their Secret Sex Tape?)
The Australian Hookers, and the entire sex industry is expected to be “blessed” with an increase in customers thanks to the most unlikely of sources – The Catholic Church.
Australian Tourism Poster
A report by Industry Analysts predicted the 2008-09 financial year would see strong growth for brothels, strip clubs and prostitutes, primarily on the back of a marked increase in tourism levels to Sydney as a result of the Catholic Church’s World Youth Day.
It’s estimated the sex industry’s revenue to grow from $1.13 billion in 2007-08 to $1.22 billion in 2008-09. That’s an 8% Increase. To bad they are not on the NASDAQ!
Maybe we can get the Catholic Church to bring their business to the good old USA, now that Charlie Sheen is out of circulation, our American Hookers could use the business!
Celeb Gossip Kings have uncovered Shocking Information about the mysterious death of notorious DC Madam Deborah Palfrey. This scandal goes to the highest levels in the DC power structure.
Not since the Spitzer or Obama Hooker Scandals has there been such a shocking revelation…
Between 1993 and 2006, Palfrey operated Pamela Martin & Associates, a “legal, high-end, erotic fantasy service” in the Washington, DC metropolitan area. She managed the operation remotely from her home in Vallejo, CA, communicating regularly with her employees via newsletter, which she signed “Miz Julia”. Under IRS investigation for more than two years, Palfrey’s home was raided in August 2006 and some $1.5M of her assets seized; federal racketeering and money laundering charges followed. She was convicted on all counts on 15 Apr 2008. Two weeks later, her mother found Palfrey’s body in the toolshed, an apparent suicide by hanging.
Shock And Awe
Now sources have revealed that this was “No Accident“. Among Palfrey’s clients were DC Power Elite. In court documents, Palfrey named Harlan Ullman, US Naval Commander and advisor to the Bush Administration and USAID administrator Randall L. Tobias who resigned preemptively after admitting to procuring massages through the service. Senator David Vitter also admitted to being a client following the release of the service’s telephone records.
Respected Journalist Wayne Madsen reported on Richard “the Dick” Cheney had dealings with Palfrey’s escort agency . Larry Flynt believes she was murdered in a “Cover Up” and suggested that “The Media should be very cautious in treating this as a suicide”.
Ominously back in March Palfrey in an interview on The Alex Jones Show, stated that “No, I am NOT planning on committing Suicide, I’m planning to go to court and defend myself vigorously and Expose The Government.”
Despite his Court Ordered Rehab, Charlie Sheen who has sworn off Hookers and Blow recently fell off the wagon, and had a Relapse. Celeb Gossip Kings has obtained these Shocking Photos!
Looks Like Fun!
(We could not verify the authenticity of these photographs)
