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What’s next for John McCain and Sarah Palin. Well if Politics doesn’t work out these 2 has a bright future Pitching Products on TV.

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Hilarious Saturday Night Live skit with John McCain and Tina Fey (as Sarah Palin)

Campaign 2008 Halloween Masks

Now you can be the hit of the party as your favorite Presidential Character this Halloween with the Presidential Halloween Mask. Thanks to the genius mind of Chicago Tribune resident cartoonist Rick Tuma for creating these great Masks!

Presidential Halloween Mask

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The John McCain campaign has received a lot of flack lately for spending money for the Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin “Make Over“. We think it was money well spent!

Sarah Palin Make Over (Small Butt)

We think the new look is Hot! Although, that Ass is a little small for our taste… next time you might consider some Kardashian Butt Implants!

Sources colse the the John McCain campaign say that Sarah Palin Has “Gone Wild”. Some think the campaign has made her go Hollywood. “She is a diva. She takes no advice from anyone,” said this McCain adviser. “She does not have any relationships of trust with any of us, her family or anyone else.

Sarah Palin Goes Wild!

“Also, she is playing for her own future and sees herself as the next leader of the party. Remember: Divas trust only unto themselves as they see themselves as the beginning and end of all wisdom.”

Actually we think Palin and McCain should switch, let Palin run for Rresident, and McCain can be the VP!

Just when you thought you heard it all… Based on the success of Bammy Slaps, Presidential contender Barack “Osama” Obama has launched his own shoes Air Bamas which we hear is just a preview to an entire new clothing line.

Air Bamas!

The shoes will be available at your local Famous Footwear stores in time for the Race for the White House! Now what Kid would not want to have a pair of these?

The John McCain camp is scrambling to come out with their own line of Shoes called  “McStompers” , we hear they will available on eBay.

McStompers!

It was a Showdown Tuesday Night when U.S. presidential candidates Barack “Osama” Obama and John “Boy” McCain had their second so called debate on economy Tuesday night at Belmont University in Nashville, Tenn.

Obama McCain Debate

Both Candidates showed their stuff – and then proceded to Rip Each Other. Some polls suggests Wednesday that “Osama” Obama won the second U.S. presidential debate against opponent John Boy Tuesday night. Others suggest that They both were A Couple Of Losers!

Obama McCain Debate 02

Personally, we would like to see them battle it out in “The Cage” on WWE Monday Night Raw! (Call Vince McMahon)

Former President Bill Clinton passes the secret list of his favorite DC Hookers to Presidential hopeful John McCain yesterday in a special meeting. Just one of the Perks!

Just Don't Let Hillary Know!

McCain said “I’m an old Navy pilot, and I know when a crisis calls for all hands on deck“. Since they didn’t have any girls on those long sea voyages back then, he had to do it by hand on the Poop Deck with his Buddies!

The Whitehouse has been rocked with enough amateur Sex Scandal, it’s about time they just hire professionals and get the job done right! Oh well Boys Will Be Boys, and it looks like it’s all just Good Clean Fun!

So where was Sarah Palin and Hillary Clinton while all this was going on?

In an effort to spark some life into the fledging “Osama” Obama Campaign, our girl Oprah has decided to drop a couple of Bombs of her own!

Oprah Topless - Wooh -Them Some Big Hooters!

In an effort clearly aimed at Sarah Palin, John McCain’s Vice Presidential Running Mate, who has been getting all the media attention lately, Oprah has come out in a big way to support her Bammy!

When asked her opinion about the Palin Hacked Yahoo Account, Oprah is rumored to have said “Hack This Bitch”!

Now.. Now.. Girls!