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Date Set for Jose Cansecos Funeral

Look Out Sports Fans!

Well folks, Jose Canseco has finally found someone to step up to the challenge of a Celebrity Boxing match! His name is Vai Sikehema, a former running back and kick returner for the Philadelphia Eagles. The fight will take place at Bernie Robbins Stadium in Atlantic City on July 12th.

Jose Canseco

Canseco, whose hobbies include pumping steroids, beating dogs, and lying under oath, is a self proclaimed black belt in Muay Thai, Kung Fu, and Taekwondo. Obviously, he does not have a black belt in keeping it real. His advantage in this fight comes in the form of his size, 6’4”, 250 lbs. His opponent is only 5’9”, 190 lbs.

Vai Sikahema

Vai Sikehema

Sikahema, in addition to playing in the NFL from 1986 – 1993, also competed in the National Gold Gloves boxing competition as a youngster. That year, the competition was won by none other than Sugar Ray Leonard.

My prediction: After being beaten to a bloody pulp, Canseco will cry like a baby during the post fight interview and claim that he once bought steroids from Babe Ruth.