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Kate Moss is a sure bet to win the new “Longest Nipples in Hollywood” award dominated 3 years running by Bai Ling.  Sorry Bai, looks like you have met your match!

Kate Moss – The New Hollywood Nipple Queen!

Moss’ nipples should be a featured in Charlize Theron Nipple Enhancers – this would be a great addition to the product line.

Winner Celeb Gossip Kings
Best Nipples Award!

WARNING Contains Nudity
Check Out The Real Deal >> Kate Moss Topless

English Supermodel / Cover Girl 35 year old Kate Moss was seen coming out of The Ivy Club, an upscale private club in Central London with a seriously inflamed nostril.  Looks like she has been on a major Cocaine Binge.

A Bummed Out Kate Moss With Her Coke Nose!

The “Menbers Only” club advertises “The Club at The Ivy combines impeccable service, elegant surroundings and absolute discretion”. Now we know what goes on at this club!

There was no sign of boyfriend, The Kills guitarist, 39 year-old Jamie Hince. The couple had a very public falling out at Punk nightclub in London’s Soho last week.

So here’s the latest Celeb Gossip… So what could be better than Kate Moss Naked? This is pretty hot I would say.

Monica Gaza from Softpedia has a different opinion:

I don’t know why I have a problem with seeing Kate Moss naked. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I’m not bothered by the fact that she gets naked (after all it’s her job and she needs to keep the dollars rolling in), but by the feeling I get every time I happen to see one of her naked spreads. Let me explain. I’m an ordinary person, right? And she’s a supermodel, a sex symbol, a revolutionary character in the history of modeling, and so on. We could write books about Kate, her influence in the 20th century fashion, her rise and fall, her crazy personal life, her relationship with crack-head Doherty and so on. So, if I’m a regular person looking at a spread featuring Kate Moss, her exposed boobs and a lot of smoke (literally)… why am I not feeling amazed? In fact, why do I feel as if I’m looking at my neighbor’s wife changing clothes with her blinds open? OK, I’ll rephrase that: my neighbor’s 70 year-old wife. Yup… there’s a problem.

I mean, Kate is still kind of hot, right? At least that’s what I’ve been telling myself while looking at these photos. Trouble is, I can’t actually point out one thing about her that makes her hot. I mean, we’ve seen her nipples and bare breasts so many times now that I can’t really find anything new to say about them. And we all know Kate never had a problem with nudity, whether we’re talking glossy magazine covers or while on holiday, so… you do the math. OK, then what about her face? Well, I don’t know if it’s just my imagination (might very well be), but Kate has worked that pose with the lips half-parted and the semi-blank stare that tries (and fails) to be provocative one too many times for it to be sexy. The smoke? Well, yes, now that’s interesting – and if I were to be mean, I’d

ask myself whether the magazine also had Pete Doherty in the background smoking some pot just to create a nice, relaxing atmosphere for his former flame.

I remember an FHM poll last year in which readers deemed Kate “old and ugly”, blaming her hard partying lifestyle for the model looking well past her prime. In a world where young equals fresh equals success, Kate’s older, more mature and sophisticated looks seem to be increasingly less easy to sell. Perhaps it’s time for a style change from the former queen of the catwalk. If it worked for Madonna so many times, I’m sure a model so versatile as Kate could pull it off. As long as she stays off the booze and the weed. Um… does that mean her chances are slim to none?

We at The Deli think differently, Kate you’re alright in our book!

Topless In Mexico?

Was Kate having an affair in Mexico, who knows who cares, I just like the pictures!
When it was reported that the man, who was only wearing a pair of swimming trunks, laid on top of the 33-year-old model. To the British newspaper, a witness to the affair said, “They were very playful and touchy-feely and seemed to be having a lot of fun.”

Now that’s just plain ridiculous, anybody can see she has bandaids on!

Ok so what happened to the bandaids Kate?

The Deli takes no responsibility for this wardrobe malfunction!