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Tom Crusie Kicks Mother To The Curb

Actor (Suspected Gay) Tom Cruise kicked his mom out of the house! He put her literally out on the street and cut her off.

 Tom Cruise and Mom

Get Out And Take Cass With You! 

 Cruise’s mom Mary Lee South and his sister Cass have been living with the Hollywood actor at his mansion in Beverly Hills in California since his divorce from Nicole Kidman in 2001.

Cruise is a Mommas Boy and would never have done it, but he said his wife Katie Holmes forced him to do it! (That Bitch!)

Tom and Katie host a Housewarming Extravaganza

On Saturday night, May 31st, Hollywood’s favorite brainwashed couple, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, threw themselves a housewarming party at their 1.3 acre, $35 million estate in Beverly Hills. They purchased the estate last year. The star studded guest list included asshats such as Brooke Shields, Kirstie Alley, Kyra Sedgwick, Oprah Winfrey, and Tobey Maguire.Guests were told to dress in cocktail attire. They were treated to appetizers, catered by Wolfgang Puck, as well as cocktails and Scientology propaganda. All while lounging on plush, white couches.

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In this photo, you can see that Tom Cruise is not only bat shit crazy, but he also mixed up the invitation to his own party with an invitation to Don Johnson’s Annual Miami Vice convention. How embarrassing.

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In this photo, you can see Tom holding Katie close, trying to convince the world that he is not a flaming fruit cake.

Sounds like a craptastic evening!