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You couldn’t make this crazy stuff up…

Never a dull moment in the life of our favorite 22 year old Lesbian Actress Lindsay Lohan says is said to be “terrified” her 48-year-old father will harm her. She says dad “Michael Lohan” should be “On Drugs” to stop him publicly shaming her (and acting like a complete bozo).

Lindsay and "Daddy Dearest" Michael Lohan!

A source close to the Lesbo star said: “Lindsay is going to take out a Restraining Order against Michael. He is behaving so erratically that she’s terrified he’ll do something to her. She’s contacted her lawyer to arrange this.”

It’s really no big suprise as Lohans parents are slightly whacked anyway. Michael – who has three children, Lindsay, Ali and Cody, with ex-wife Dina Lohan (Who is a Total Nut Job) – has also driven away the rest of his family with his behavior and attitude.

Sources said: “Ali already has an order of protection against him, as does Dina. No one is speaking with him until he gets help.”

Lindsay wrote on her MySpace page: “My father obviously needs to be on medication to control his moods. He is out of line and his words show how much anger he has, and it’s dangerous and scary as it reminds me of how he treated my mother and I my whole childhood. He needs to be stopped. This is yet another reason why we aren’t speaking.”

Lohans Lesbian partner Samantha Ronson, who looks like she (He?) has a lot of experience being On Drugs,  has offered to hook him up with some Good Shit!

Lily Allen, the rising UK pop singer and talk show host, showed up to the Glamour Women Of The Year Awards Tuesday night Blasted out of her mind.

Allen turning heads with her newly dyed, hot pink hair, and a dress with pictures of Bambi with her throat slashed.

As if that wasn’t enough, Lily later got on stage to accept the Editor’s Special Award after about five too many free drinks. She slurred and stumbled over her words, giggled outrageously, and could barely keep her balance.

A short time later, Allen, still clutching her award, got Carried Out by the Bouncer like a Bowling Ball. She gave this explanation on her MySpace page…

“Oh dear
Last time i wrote here , I was defending my honor and dignity , explaining my innocence and also outrage at the press for insinuating my behaviour was embarrassing. This time i’m putting my hands up , i got very drunk last night , too drunk. It’s not cool getting that drunk , i feel awful and I have to thank my little brother alf for getting me home safely. Kids , drink responsibly or you’ll end up looking like this , not pretty ! Was quite fun though , from what i can remember. need fry up now . “

This girl seems a bit like like a combination of Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan – definitely Deli Material!

ForbiddeN Girl – MySpace Queen

ForbiddeN Girl (aka Christine Dolce) is the queen of MySpace with over 60 Million views she has caught the attention of Celeb Gossip Kings. She is definitely worth checking out!

“Pain Is Good”

She’s Hot! (1.6 Million MySpace Fiends Agree)