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Convicted of kidnapping, armed robbery, and facing Life In Prison, it’s been no picnic for OJ Simpson behind bars. Simpson is going through serious withdrawals, as he can no longer take the huge amounts of Drugs (painkilling medications) in Jail he is used to.

OJ Simpson Desperate For Drugs

For years he’s been taking massive doses of painkillers because of alleged severe arthritis, but some say he’s trying to kill the pain of Murdering his wife Nichole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman.

“Sometimes he screams at his jailers, demanding pills, but his cries are going ignored until his evaluation is complete,” a source said.

The Juice is well known for his drug use around South Beach club scene, which he bragged about in an interview with producer Norman Pardo. Simpson said: “You can’t go to the bathrooms in [South Beach] clubs without somebody saying, ‘Juice, you want a hit?’ You always get people handing you something. It might be a line of coke with a phone number [in case] you want more”.

What Goes Around….

Late last night a jury convicted 61 year old former Pro Football Star, O.J. Simpson of Armed Robbery and Kidnapping. Ironically it was 13 years to the day after he was acquitted of Murdering his ex-wife Nichole Brown-Simpson and her friend Ron Goldman, in Los Angeles.

OJ Simpson Is Guilty!

Where was the “Dream Team” when he needed them? Looks like OJ doesn’t have many friends left. Most people we have talked to feel that Simpson got away with Murder, and is finally getting what’s coming to him!

Simpson and his co defendant, Clarence Stewart, were both convicted on all 12 counts. As the court clerk read “guilty” 24 times shortly before 11 p.m., Simpson grimaced and then nodded slightly… he knew his ass was grass! Simpson faces a possible life sentence.

Simpson was alleged to be the mastermind of the robbery of two Sports Collectibles dealers in a hotel room in Vegas. Simpson and Stewart, 54, were charged with a dozen crimes, including armed robbery and kidnapping, which carries a potential life sentence.

Child Porn Smut King and all around Sleaze Bag – R Kelly gets away with it and walks over a technicality. The jurors were “absolutely disgusted” with the tape. Unlike the bootleg version you can buy on the street corner, the version they got to watch was “clear as day.”

He Was Guilty As Sin! Even though jurors “absolutely believed” it was him on the tape, they could not reach a guilty verdict.

Kelly now joins a line of celebrity defendants who have won their criminal cases, among them O.J.Simpson , Michael Jackson and Kobe Bryant. The cases were all different, but experts say a common thread was the High Priced Defense Team.

Today, singer R. Kelly, was found Not Guilty on all fourteen counts of child pornography charges (including a count of urinating on a minor)!  Kelly was seen muttering “thank you God” after the judge read each acquital. 

Shortly after the proceedings were completed, sources saw OJ and Kelly’s lawyers dancing in a circle around him, while he peed on an infant and screamed “I’m above the law, bitches!”  I’m sure we’ll be seeing another R. Kelly Sex Scandal by the end of next week.

The defense in the R. Kelly child porno trial rested their case yesterday in Chicago. R. Kelly denies all 14 charges including and owning child pornography.

The case is based on a bootleg video  tape Kelly recorded having sex with a 13 girl. Now 23, she told a grand jury it isn’t her on the tape.Kelly’s lawyers say the tape is a fake.

The prosecution has a witness who testified she took part in a threesome with Kelly and the then-underage girl . Sounds like he’s Dirty!

But hey, anythings possible, look at OJ!

In other medical news:

O.J. Simpson’s latest girlfriend Christie Prody has narowly escaped death. Miami Police sources said that, at 4:40 a.m on May 10, Prody’s car broke down on Miami’s Don Shula Expressway where She was struck by a car as she attempted to walk for help.

Sources report that Prody, 32, was airlifted to Jackson Memorial Hospital’s Ryder Trauma Center, where she remains in the critical care unit with two broken legs.

Many questions are unanswered, was she drunk, what was she doing at 4:40 AM, was ”The Juice” Driving the Car that hit her ?