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Oprah Is A Secretive Drinker

Globe Magazine broke this story about Oprah’s Battle With Booze. Seems she has been hiding her longtime addiction to Alcohol. They claim Oprah Is An Alcoholic, we don’t know for sure, but it would not surprise us!

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Oprah who in a recent Sex Scandal is suspected of having an Affair with admitted Crack Cocaine Smoker, Presidential Candidate “Osama” Obama, could not be reached for comment.

So she likes to drink, Big Deal - Does anybody really care anyway? This is almost getting ridiculous, the only thing we haven’t heard yet is Oprah Is A Lesbian, or Abducted By Aliens but that’s probably coming next!

Tom and Katie host a Housewarming Extravaganza

On Saturday night, May 31st, Hollywood’s favorite brainwashed couple, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, threw themselves a housewarming party at their 1.3 acre, $35 million estate in Beverly Hills. They purchased the estate last year. The star studded guest list included asshats such as Brooke Shields, Kirstie Alley, Kyra Sedgwick, Oprah Winfrey, and Tobey Maguire.Guests were told to dress in cocktail attire. They were treated to appetizers, catered by Wolfgang Puck, as well as cocktails and Scientology propaganda. All while lounging on plush, white couches.

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In this photo, you can see that Tom Cruise is not only bat shit crazy, but he also mixed up the invitation to his own party with an invitation to Don Johnson’s Annual Miami Vice convention. How embarrassing.

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In this photo, you can see Tom holding Katie close, trying to convince the world that he is not a flaming fruit cake.

Sounds like a craptastic evening!