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Looks like like 54 year old TV talk show queen Oprah has gained a little extra Weight. After being passed by Barack Obama over for the Vice Presidential spot, Oprah has sunk into a deep depression, and is comforting herself with mass quantities of Ho Ho’s, Hagen Daz and Key Lime Pie.

Oprah At 300 lbs

Oprah has been stuffing her face with Key Lime pie on the set of her show, and her producers have had to order bigger furniture for the set in fear the it would collapse under the massive weight of the star.

Winfrey is trapped in a 300-pound nightmare, and as the talk show queen balloons to her heaviest weight ever, her friends and fans fear for the TV legend’s health.

It appears Oprah’s diet gurus Bob Greene may need to “Get With The Program” himself.

Then again we think that her 46-42-53 figure is Hot. She definitely has a Big Butt!

Oprah has refused to have Sarah Palin on her show – saying she had no interest in sharing her TV couch with the popular Alaska Governor.

Bitch Aint Comin On My Show!

The daytime-TV talk queen said it was highly unlikely she’d have the self-proclaimed “hockey mom” appear alongside her.

There have been rumors that Winfrey, who appeared at the Democratic convention in Denver last month, may be considered as Osama Obama’s Vice Presidential Running Mate.

She threw her support behind Obama last year – the first time she had ever made such a public endorsement of a political candidate. She and Obama have appeared together, drawing huge crowds in December in New Hampshire, Iowa and South Carolina.

We think Oprah is just jealous, as Sara Palin is John McCain’s Vice Presidential Running Mate!

So what’s up with the highest paid celebrity in Hollywood? It seems that Oprah’s Mom, Vernita Lee has ditched out on her bill at the high end fashion store Valentina.

I’m Could Wring Your Neck Mom!

Could it be because her “Cold Hearted” daughter Oprah Cut Her Off, and Kicked Her To The Curb…

Looks like Mom racked up a bill of $155,547.31. Come on, that’s chump change for her Billionaire daughter Oprah. So why is it Oprah Hangs Her Mom Out To Dry?

Valentina lawyer Joseph Niebler said they tried to resolve the bill amicably but poor Mom will have to hire a lawyer to fight the claim.

As “Osama” Obama’s potential Vice Presidential Running Mate, can Oprah afford the Scandal?  Well we don’t know and nobody’s talking.

Local media reached Mom by phone but she declined to comment.

Globe Magazine broke this story about Oprah’s Battle With Booze. Seems she has been hiding her longtime addiction to Alcohol. They claim Oprah Is An Alcoholic, we don’t know for sure, but it would not surprise us!

Oprah who in a recent Sex Scandal is suspected of having an Affair with admitted Crack Cocaine Smoker, Presidential Candidate “Osama” Obama, could not be reached for comment.

So she likes to drink, Big Deal – Does anybody really care anyway? This is almost getting ridiculous, the only thing we haven’t heard yet is Oprah Is A Lesbian, or Abducted By Aliens but that’s probably coming next!

On Saturday night, May 31^st, Hollywood’s favorite brainwashed couple, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, threw themselves a housewarming party at their 1.3 acre, $35 million estate in Beverly Hills. They purchased the estate last year. The star studded guest list included asshats such as Brooke Shields, Kirstie Alley, Kyra Sedgwick, Oprah Winfrey, and Tobey Maguire.Guests were told to dress in cocktail attire. They were treated to appetizers, catered by Wolfgang Puck, as well as cocktails and Scientology propaganda. All while lounging on plush, white couches.

In this photo, you can see that Tom Cruise is not only bat shit crazy, but he also mixed up the invitation to his own party with an invitation to Don Johnson’s Annual Miami Vice convention. How embarrassing.

In this photo, you can see Tom holding Katie close, trying to convince the world that he is not a flaming fruit cake.

Sounds like a craptastic evening!