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In an effort to spark some life into the fledging “Osama” Obama Campaign, our girl Oprah has decided to drop a couple of Bombs of her own!

Oprah Topless - Wooh -Them Some Big Hooters!

In an effort clearly aimed at Sarah Palin, John McCain’s Vice Presidential Running Mate, who has been getting all the media attention lately, Oprah has come out in a big way to support her Bammy!

When asked her opinion about the Palin Hacked Yahoo Account, Oprah is rumored to have said “Hack This Bitch”!

Now.. Now.. Girls!

The National Enquirer has put a $100,000 bounty out on Sarah Palin’s Nipples. We think this is “Outrageous” these babies should be worth a lot more than that… of course, Celeb Gossip Kings have the Exclusive!

Sarah Palin Nipples!

John McCain Vice Presidential Running Mate Sarah Palin shows she has all the “Right Stuff”! (Any Boob can see that). We also believe in Tit for Tat, fair is fair, so we will be showing Nipple shots of Osama Obama’s running mate Oprah!

And as always, The-Deli will keep you a Breast of the latest political developments as they happen.

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In response to Oprah refusing to have her on the show, Sarah Palin says she wouldn’t mind one more Moose Head trophy on the wall!

Sarah Palin Moose Hunt!

Sarah Palin likes  a good Moose Hunt, and she has no problem gutting them and making Moose Burgers out of them!

The TV Talk Show host Winfrey wouldn’t stand a chance against this Rough and Tough lady.

Should Oprah be scared… When asked about Palin’s love for Moose Hunting John McCain’s people could not be reached for comment.

Oprah has refused to have Sarah Palin on her show – saying she had no interest in sharing her TV couch with the popular Alaska Governor.

Bitch Aint Comin On My Show!

The daytime-TV talk queen said it was highly unlikely she’d have the self-proclaimed “hockey mom” appear alongside her.

There have been rumors that Winfrey, who appeared at the Democratic convention in Denver last month, may be considered as Osama Obama’s Vice Presidential Running Mate.

She threw her support behind Obama last year – the first time she had ever made such a public endorsement of a political candidate. She and Obama have appeared together, drawing huge crowds in December in New Hampshire, Iowa and South Carolina.

We think Oprah is just jealous, as Sara Palin is John McCain’s Vice Presidential Running Mate!

So what’s up with the highest paid celebrity in Hollywood? It seems that Oprah’s Mom, Vernita Lee has ditched out on her bill at the high end fashion store Valentina.

I’m Could Wring Your Neck Mom!

Could it be because her “Cold Hearted” daughter Oprah Cut Her Off, and Kicked Her To The Curb…

Looks like Mom racked up a bill of $155,547.31. Come on, that’s chump change for her Billionaire daughter Oprah. So why is it Oprah Hangs Her Mom Out To Dry?

Valentina lawyer Joseph Niebler said they tried to resolve the bill amicably but poor Mom will have to hire a lawyer to fight the claim.

As “Osama” Obama’s potential Vice Presidential Running Mate, can Oprah afford the Scandal?  Well we don’t know and nobody’s talking.

Local media reached Mom by phone but she declined to comment.

In a suprise move Barack “Osama” Obama in his acceptance speech announced that Oprah will be his Vice Presidential Running Mate in the Presidential Campaign. Oprah, who was moved to tears, promised to share the love she has for her Fans with all Americans.

Obama And Oprah “The Dream Team”

Oprah, who has also promised to Dump Dr Phil has reportedly offered the job to Obama. Obama may consider the offer, and use the Oprah show as a platform for his Change Policy, (whatever that is).

Looks like Oprah is off the weight loss drugs, as she appeared a little chubby at the Democratic Convention. Maybe she should go back to Jenny Craig!

Virginia Mokgobo, 28, the head mistress at Oprah Winfrey’s school in South Africa has pleaded not guilty to charges of sexually abusing students.

Mokgobo who ran the Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy near Johannesburg, was arrested after six teenage alleged victims swore a complaint.

The Pervert Mokgobo was charged with assault, indecent assault and soliciting under-age girls to perform indecent acts.

Oprah could not be reached for comment.

In a recent study conducted by Johns Hopkins University has determined that Psilocybin, “Magic Mushrooms” are the new Viagra. Male users turned into Porno Studs and reported having Erections that lasted for hours. Female users turned into Raving Nymphomaniacs and reported having Multiple Orgasms lasting for several hours.

In the clinical test on 500 Men and Women, after 5 minutes they immediately started having sex that went on for hours. One user said “It’s one of the most spiritually significant experiences I’ve ever had.” The drug which has been used in religious ceremonies for centuries is now being seen as the Magic Cure for sexual dysfunction.

This is one of the few such studies of a hallucinogen in the past 40 years, since research was largely shut down after widespread recreational abuse of such drug. Once this news hits, everyone is going to be hitting the cow pastures looking for the Miracle Drug.

Rumor has it that Oprah (who hasn’t had an orgasm in years) has secretly purchased the entire annual crop production of the worlds only known Magic Mushroom Farm in South America, and is planning to run a 2 hour Special with Dr Phil about the “Love Mushroom“.

Drug companies are scrambling to see how they can Cash-In on this amazing discovery. We hear they may be selling it over the counter at Wall Mart as the “Orgy In A Box“.