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Jesse Jackson Uses The N Word

“I Want To Cut His Nuts Out”

The Reverend Jesse Jerkson in what appears to be a carefully orchestrated Publicity Stunt cooked up by the Osama Obama camp, to drum up sympathy for the Democratic Presidential Candidate’s fledging campaign.

Watch this >> YouTube Video:

We Think It’s A Scam!

Meanwhile our boy “Barky” was off cooking up Campaign Strategy and a a little Crack Hit with Hillary at the Super 8. Oh you Naughty, Naughty Boy…

Jesse Ventura Runs For Senate

MINNESOTA - Former Governor Jesse “The Body” Ventura has announced he is running for Senate against the Boring Old, Norm Coleman, and a Complete Moron, Comedian Al Franken.

Jesse For Senate

Vote For Me Suckers (Or I’ll Kick Your Ass!)

Celeb Gossip Kings would like to see a Jesse For President Campaign. He would be a definite improvement over the 2 Bozo’s we have running now! John (”MacDaddy“) McCain, or Barack ( “Osama“) Obama.

Scarlett Johansson Secret Emails To Obama

Barack Cheating (Already) Hillary Is Pissed!

Before the sheets are even dry in their new Love Tryst “Barky” has been flirting with another woman! In the latest in a series of Sex Scandal to Rock the Obama Campaign, Rumors of Secret Emails from Scarlett Johansson have been Confirmed. Obama admits sending personal emails!

Scarlett Johansson

“It’s All For You Barky!” 

“Osama” Obama, who has been rumored to have been heating up the sheets at the Super 8 with Hillary, was quoted as saying: “She sent one email to Reggie, who forwarded it to me,” Obama said, referring to his 26-year-old personal assistant, Reggie Love. “I write saying, ‘thank you Scarlett for doing what you do,’ and suddenly we have this email relationship.” Wow - Personal Emails from Barky!
When asked to comment about the alleged affair Obama said “It’s Time For A Change”.

Clinton Obama Love Affair Goes Public

The-Deli has been reporting the Clinton - Obama Sex Scandal for weeks. Now the main stream media has finally caught on. Looks like the “Secret” Super 8 Love Nest Sessions have blossomed into a full blown Romance.

Clinton Obama Love Affair

The Love Affair Heats Up! 

The Los Angeles Times reported: “They sat next to each other on the airplane and shared a custom black bus befitting a traveling rock band” where Barky Sparked Up A Bowl.

Clinton was quoted as saying: “I’ve seen his strength and determination, his grace and his grit.” (And the Big One!)

Obama New Hip Hop CD

In order to Boost His image in the Black Community “Osama” Obama has hired Dr Dre (Fresh Out Of Detox) and Snoop Dogg to produce a Hip Hop CD for him tentatively called “The DC Gangsta Thug” .

 Obama DC Gangsta Thug

 Obama “DC Gangsta Thug”

The advise of his new producers… Dre said Lose The Suit, Snoop said Start Smokin Weed, “Drugs - No Problem”  (Admitted Crack Cocaine Smoker) Obama was quoted as saying “I Inhaled, A Lot” ! After the success of Obama’s Rap Video this new CD should be a Hit!

Warning: Contains Sexually Explicit Materials
>> Watch The Video Here!

Obama Clinton Secret Love Nest Photos

Hot Off The Obama Campaign Trail

This just never seems to end, Celeb Gossip Kings have obtained these incredible Shocking Photos from inside the “Super 8Secret Love Nest of “Osama” Obama and Clinton on their Steamy Hot Affair.

ClintonObama Sex Scandal Photos

“Oohh “Barky” Give It To Me Big Daddy…”

Even after the Former President Billy Clinton Set Barky up with some Hot Hookers, he still has the Hots for the Former First Lady. At least we know he is a Man Of Honor!

Bill Clinton Hooks Obama Up With Hookers

Former President Bill Clinton in a statement released by his spokesman Matt McCenna said: `President Clinton is obviously committed to doing whatever he can and is asked to do to ensure Senator Obama is the next president of the United States.”

So Clinton did what he does best and Hooked “Osama” up with some Hookers!

Obama With Hookers

(We’ll Do Aaaanything For You Baby!)

Now Osama’s off to the Super 8 with the new Obama Girls! Does this mean the Romance Is Over With Hillary(What about their Secret Sex Tape?)

Celeb Gossip Kings will get to the bottom of this latest Obama Sex Scandal!

 

 

Obama Says No More Christians

A Shocking Revelation: In a recent speech “Osama” Obama is quoted as saying:

“We Are No Longer A Christian Nation”

Obama Says No Christians

Since he resigned from his church, and dumped the Rev Wright
Has
Obama Embraced Islam?

Obama further stated: “I think that the right might worry a bit more about the dangers of Sectarianism. Whatever we once were, we’re no longer just a Christian nation; we are also a Jewish nation, a Muslim nation, a Buddhist nation, a Hindu nation, and a nation of nonbelievers,” Obama wrote in an e-mail to CBN News senior national correspondent David Brody. (…That’s Some Scary Stuff!)

Osama would rather be “Banging His Secretary”
than worrying about Sectarianism