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It seems the Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin is related to Princess Di. , according to genealogists at Ancestry.com. The Alaska governor is a 10th cousin to the late British Princess.

Sarah Palin - Princess Diana

We also discovered the Depression-era Democratic president, Franklin Deleno Roosevelt,  is a distant cousin of Palin. Roosevelt is Palin’s ninth cousin once removed. Their common ancestor is Rev. John Lothrop, who came to Massachusetts in 1634. This is very interesting Stuff!

We also hear that Vice President Dick Cheney and Osama Obama are cousins. Cheney’s wife, Lynne, discovered the ancestral ties between the Big Dick and Bammy while researching her book. She said the relationship was eighth cousin, although the Chicago Sun-Times has traced it as ninth cousins once removed, and they share a common ancestor…

Buckwheat

“Buckwheat” from Spanky and Our Gang!

Nothing more natural than a Baby Sucking a mothers Tit, except maybe selling the pictures. Proud Papa Brad Pitt snaps pictures of Angelina Jolie Breast Feeding.

Angelina Jolie Breast Feeding

Inside sources have revealed: “Angelina posed for Brad [Pitt] in one of the photos while breast-feeding.” “It’s really beautiful and tastefully done.”

“The photos are amazing,” adds a second source.

Pitt who knows how to Manipulate the Media, and pick upa little extra cash at the same time. Pitt Sold the Pictures to W Magazine, for an undisclosed number of Millions of Dollars!

It’s quite the Coincidence that this comes out the same time as the W Movie, about George Bush, the Boob that would love to Suck Angelina Jolie’s Tits!

WARNING Contains Nudity
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Be the hit of the Party with Bammy Slaps – comes in Assorted Colors to match any Agenda!

Bammy Slaps

It’s Time For A Change!

It was a Showdown Tuesday Night when U.S. presidential candidates Barack “Osama” Obama and John “Boy” McCain had their second so called debate on economy Tuesday night at Belmont University in Nashville, Tenn.

Obama McCain Debate

Both Candidates showed their stuff – and then proceded to Rip Each Other. Some polls suggests Wednesday that “Osama” Obama won the second U.S. presidential debate against opponent John Boy Tuesday night. Others suggest that They both were A Couple Of Losers!

Obama McCain Debate 02

Personally, we would like to see them battle it out in “The Cage” on WWE Monday Night Raw! (Call Vince McMahon)

You couldn’t make this crazy stuff up…

Never a dull moment in the life of our favorite 22 year old Lesbian Actress Lindsay Lohan says is said to be “terrified” her 48-year-old father will harm her. She says dad “Michael Lohan” should be “On Drugs” to stop him publicly shaming her (and acting like a complete bozo).

Lindsay and "Daddy Dearest" Michael Lohan!

A source close to the Lesbo star said: “Lindsay is going to take out a Restraining Order against Michael. He is behaving so erratically that she’s terrified he’ll do something to her. She’s contacted her lawyer to arrange this.”

It’s really no big suprise as Lohans parents are slightly whacked anyway. Michael – who has three children, Lindsay, Ali and Cody, with ex-wife Dina Lohan (Who is a Total Nut Job) – has also driven away the rest of his family with his behavior and attitude.

Sources said: “Ali already has an order of protection against him, as does Dina. No one is speaking with him until he gets help.”

Lindsay wrote on her MySpace page: “My father obviously needs to be on medication to control his moods. He is out of line and his words show how much anger he has, and it’s dangerous and scary as it reminds me of how he treated my mother and I my whole childhood. He needs to be stopped. This is yet another reason why we aren’t speaking.”

Lohans Lesbian partner Samantha Ronson, who looks like she (He?) has a lot of experience being On Drugs,  has offered to hook him up with some Good Shit!

In an effort to spark some life into the fledging “Osama” Obama Campaign, our girl Oprah has decided to drop a couple of Bombs of her own!

Oprah Topless - Wooh -Them Some Big Hooters!

In an effort clearly aimed at Sarah Palin, John McCain’s Vice Presidential Running Mate, who has been getting all the media attention lately, Oprah has come out in a big way to support her Bammy!

When asked her opinion about the Palin Hacked Yahoo Account, Oprah is rumored to have said “Hack This Bitch”!

Now.. Now.. Girls!

Pop star-turned-country singer Jessica Simpson proves she in not just a Flash In The Pan by scoring her first number one country CD in the U.S. last week, says she like to Fart In Bed!

Jessica Simpson Nipple Slip

Simpson Flashes A Nipple in this Hot Steamy Shot would make Dolly Parton proud. (Nice Boobs!)

Besides Farting, it seems she has a talent for Burping. She went on to mention her boyfriend, NFL Star Quarterback, Tony Romo doesn’t seem to mind stating “To be my man, you have to put up with a lot. I toot under the sheets, I spend a lot of money and I can Belch the ABC’s.”

Who would have imagined this Alaskan Hockey Mom – Sarah Palin, would be running for Vice President of the United States. This is a real life Cinderella Story, and our girl Sara is now all dressed up and ready to go to the Inaugural Ball.

Yes Sports Fans - Sarah Palin Has Boobs!

Sara Palin Shows Off Her Ball Gown!

We think she has what it takes to Go All The Way! Presidential candidate John McCain made one of the best moves he could ever make when he picked Palin as his running mate. This has put some real excitement in the McCain Campaign! Now only time will tell, but we may be looking at the next Vice President of the United States!

The “Osama” Obama camp is running scared, and we can see why. Bammy will have to pull out some heavy shit to compete with this! Maybe an Oprah Centerfold in Playboy (Get Hef on the phone!)