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What’s next for John McCain and Sarah Palin. Well if Politics doesn’t work out these 2 has a bright future Pitching Products on TV.

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Hilarious Saturday Night Live skit with John McCain and Tina Fey (as Sarah Palin)

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Now you can be the hit of the party as your favorite Presidential Character this Halloween with the Presidential Halloween Mask. Thanks to the genius mind of Chicago Tribune resident cartoonist Rick Tuma for creating these great Masks!

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The John McCain campaign has received a lot of flack lately for spending money for the Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin “Make Over“. We think it was money well spent!

Sarah Palin Make Over (Small Butt)

We think the new look is Hot! Although, that Ass is a little small for our taste… next time you might consider some Kardashian Butt Implants!

Sources colse the the John McCain campaign say that Sarah Palin Has “Gone Wild”. Some think the campaign has made her go Hollywood. “She is a diva. She takes no advice from anyone,” said this McCain adviser. “She does not have any relationships of trust with any of us, her family or anyone else.

Sarah Palin Goes Wild!

“Also, she is playing for her own future and sees herself as the next leader of the party. Remember: Divas trust only unto themselves as they see themselves as the beginning and end of all wisdom.”

Actually we think Palin and McCain should switch, let Palin run for Rresident, and McCain can be the VP!

Former President Bill Clinton passes the secret list of his favorite DC Hookers to Presidential hopeful John McCain yesterday in a special meeting. Just one of the Perks!

Just Don't Let Hillary Know!

McCain said “I’m an old Navy pilot, and I know when a crisis calls for all hands on deck“. Since they didn’t have any girls on those long sea voyages back then, he had to do it by hand on the Poop Deck with his Buddies!

The Whitehouse has been rocked with enough amateur Sex Scandal, it’s about time they just hire professionals and get the job done right! Oh well Boys Will Be Boys, and it looks like it’s all just Good Clean Fun!

So where was Sarah Palin and Hillary Clinton while all this was going on?

Osama Obama has done it this time, and let his guard down. So what speech writer wrote this crap? In a recent interview, Bammy stated John McCain picking Sarah Palin as his running mate was like putting Lipstick On A Pig.

Obama Calls Palin Lipstick On A Pig

So, was Bammy’s statement that McCain’s attempt to portray his campaign as the one that will reform Washington amounts to “putting lipstick on a pig” just an outrageous, sexist dig at Sarah Palin, as the McCain team says? Or was there more to it than that… Hmmm

Who knows, we say let the chips fall where they may! Bammy said it, take it for what it’s worth, he’s Running Scared and the Gloves Are Off. You can bet the Obama camp will any kind of ridiculous shit they can think of! At least he didn’t say Palin Is Worthless As Tits On A Hog!

Who would have imagined this Alaskan Hockey Mom – Sarah Palin, would be running for Vice President of the United States. This is a real life Cinderella Story, and our girl Sara is now all dressed up and ready to go to the Inaugural Ball.

Yes Sports Fans - Sarah Palin Has Boobs!

Sara Palin Shows Off Her Ball Gown!

We think she has what it takes to Go All The Way! Presidential candidate John McCain made one of the best moves he could ever make when he picked Palin as his running mate. This has put some real excitement in the McCain Campaign! Now only time will tell, but we may be looking at the next Vice President of the United States!

The “Osama” Obama camp is running scared, and we can see why. Bammy will have to pull out some heavy shit to compete with this! Maybe an Oprah Centerfold in Playboy (Get Hef on the phone!)

The “Osama” Obama Camp is running scared, and has stooped to running a Negative Mud Slinging campaign, now taking every opportunity they can to Rip John McCain and Sarah Palin for anything and everything they can think of.

Stick It You Know Where Bammy!

Obama aides Saturday to accuse the McCain campaign of outright lies, distortions and distractions to the American people.

Palin is one tough cookie, and has told Obama and his Goons, to Stick It Where the Sun Don’t Shine. (And some of them may actually like it!)

We Say – Way To Go Girl!

Obama Gay Sex & Drugs Scandal >> Barack On Crack