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Paris Hilton Rips John McCain “The Old Geezer” and calls Obama a “Bubble Head”. She offers to run for the Presidency, with possible running mate Rihanna. (She has our Vote!)

Paris Takes A Stand On The Issues!

Paris Hilton For President!

Actress Model Eva Mendez sexy perfume ad for Calvin Klein is causing trouble again - the video has been Banned From YouTube.

Not Too Sexy For Us Eva!

The Sexy Video ad, which shows the actress writhing around topless, was deemed too sexy to be shown on U.S. TV earlier this week - with several networks refusing to air the footage.

A clip of the promo became an instant hit on YouTube, with thousands of fans flocking to the internet to watch the ad. The video has now been removed from the website after it was deemed unsuitable.

Celeb Gossip King willl be proud to air the video here as soon as we find it!

I Was Smitten

22-year-old 5′ 6″ aspiring actress Ranae Shrider says “Mini Sex” with the 39-year-old 2′ 8″ star Verne Troyer is actually Pretty Hot! Celeb Gossip Kings get the insinde scoop…

“For A Small Guy He’s Quite Well Endowed”

Here is an excerpt from an interview with News Of The World:

“I never imagined one day I’d date a man who barely came up to my kneecaps, but as soon as I met Verne I was so captivated by his personality, his size didn’t seem to matter.”

“(Mini) Sex was very different from anything I’d experienced before, and I’d be lying if I didn’t say it was tricky making everything work.

“I had to kneel down just to give him a hug. And anything but the traditional missionary position was just impossible. So I’d lie on the bed and Verne would crawl up my legs to have sex with me. And as he did it his feet would be tickling my knees!

“It wasn’t quite as passionate as sex with a normal-sized man but he did his best. He didn’t wear a condom. There was no point, they’re all too big.

“On the whole though, he wasn’t short of sexy skills and tried his hardest to make up in technique what he lacked in size.”

“The whole thing was over in three minutes, but minutes later Verne was ready to go again. That night we made love Three Times In 20 Minutes, which most bigger men only dream about doing.”

Sounds Kinda Kinky!

Watch The >> Mini Me Sex Tape

Other Award News - We have a Hot Sexy Video of Marion Cotillard is the 32 year old French Actress, who won the Oscar for Best Actress in a Leading Role for for her portrayal of tragic French singer Édith in La Vie En Rose at the 2008 Academy Awards.

Viva La France!

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Pamela Anderson has come out with her own Sex Toy. It’s the new “Pamela Love Doll”. Now you can have Sex On The Beach with this Baywatch Beauty anytime you want. Bring Pamela as your date to your next Party! (We hear Tommy Lee has 3 of them)

Pamela Anderson Love Doll

Wow “It’s Just Like The Real Thing”

 After Sarah Jessica Parker came out with her own Sex Toy, Pamela had to have her own, and Celeb Gossip Kings are glad she did! So what’s next for Pam, we hear she has a new Sex Video coming out, Wow Cool!

In a recent study conducted by Johns Hopkins University has determined that Psilocybin, “Magic Mushrooms” are the new Viagra. Male users turned into Porno Studs and reported having Erections that lasted for hours. Female users turned into Raving Nymphomaniacs and reported having Multiple Orgasms lasting for several hours.

In the clinical test on 500 Men and Women, after 5 minutes they immediately started having sex that went on for hours. One user said “It’s one of the most spiritually significant experiences I’ve ever had.” The drug which has been used in religious ceremonies for centuries is now being seen as the Magic Cure for sexual dysfunction.

This is one of the few such studies of a hallucinogen in the past 40 years, since research was largely shut down after widespread recreational abuse of such drug. Once this news hits, everyone is going to be hitting the cow pastures looking for the Miracle Drug.

Rumor has it that Oprah (who hasn’t had an orgasm in years) has secretly purchased the entire annual crop production of the worlds only known Magic Mushroom Farm in South America, and is planning to run a 2 hour Special with Dr Phil about the “Love Mushroom“.

Drug companies are scrambling to see how they can Cash-In on this amazing discovery. We hear they may be selling it over the counter at Wall Mart as the “Orgy In A Box“.

Never one to be “Upstaged”, Paris Hilton was so pissed over the Mini Me Sex Video getting all the attention, she had her own “Shorty” Benji Madden Shave his head and called the Camera Crew.

Oops… Another Paris Hilton Nipple Slip (Yawn)

“Screw It” she was overheard to have said, we can make a much better Sex Video than that “Piece Of Trash”. Paris was reportedly so upset that she called to make an appointment with the Plastic Surgeon for a >> Boob Job (Warning: Contains Nudity)

Filed Under Too Weird!

Everybody’s favorite “Mini-Me” Verne Troyer has a Hot Sex Tape that just hit The Net! Shot with his former live-in “Freak” at the couple’s Freak Show apartment.

TMZ Reported: “A third party has snatched up the tape and although no deal has been made, we hear dealer Kevin Blatt, who brokered the deal for Paris Hilton Sex Video, is entertaining a $100k offer from SugarDVD to distribute the nastiness. We would have thought the tape was worth at least ONE BILLION DOLLARS.”