Actress Model Eva Mendez sexy perfume ad for Calvin Klein is causing trouble again - the video has been Banned From YouTube.
Not Too Sexy For Us Eva!
The Sexy Video ad, which shows the actress writhing around topless, was deemed too sexy to be shown on U.S. TV earlier this week - with several networks refusing to air the footage.
A clip of the promo became an instant hit on YouTube, with thousands of fans flocking to the internet to watch the ad. The video has now been removed from the website after it was deemed unsuitable.
Celeb Gossip King willl be proud to air the video here as soon as we find it!
The Love Guru “Mini Me“ Verne Troyer has settled a lawsuit he filed against a porn broker after the defendant agreed not distribute a Sex Tape depicting Troyer and a former girlfriend Ranae Shrider doing the Wild Thing“Mini Style”, court documents filed Friday show.
Troyer filed a $20 million lawsuit against porn broker Kevin Blatt, distributor SugarDVD and celebrity gossip Web site TMZ after snippets of the 50-minute tape were released last month.
Troyer want’s to make sure he gets a Piece Of The Action when Blatt and SugarDVD sell or distributing the tape.
In a recent study conducted by Johns Hopkins University has determined that Psilocybin, “Magic Mushrooms” are the new Viagra. Male users turned into Porno Studs and reported having Erections that lasted for hours. Female users turned into Raving Nymphomaniacs and reported having Multiple Orgasms lasting for several hours.
In the clinical test on 500 Men and Women, after 5 minutes they immediately started having sex that went on for hours. One user said “It’s one of the most spiritually significant experiences I’ve ever had.” The drug which has been used in religious ceremonies for centuries is now being seen as the Magic Cure for sexual dysfunction.
This is one of the few such studies of a hallucinogen in the past 40 years, since research was largely shut down after widespread recreational abuse of such drug. Once this news hits, everyone is going to be hitting the cow pastures looking for the Miracle Drug.
Rumor has it that Oprah (who hasn’t had an orgasm in years) has secretly purchased the entire annual crop production of the worlds only known Magic Mushroom Farm in South America, and is planning to run a 2 hour Special with Dr Phil about the “Love Mushroom“.
Drug companies are scrambling to see how they can Cash-In on this amazing discovery. We hear they may be selling it over the counter at Wall Mart as the “Orgy In A Box“.
Never one to be “Upstaged”, Paris Hilton was so pissed over the Mini Me Sex Video getting all the attention, she had her own “Shorty” Benji Madden Shave his head and called the Camera Crew.
“Screw It” she was overheard to have said, we can make a much better Sex Video than that “Piece Of Trash”. Paris was reportedly so upset that she called to make an appointment with the Plastic Surgeon for a >> Boob Job (Warning: Contains Nudity)
Everybody’s favorite “Mini-Me”Verne Troyer has a Hot Sex Tape that just hit The Net! Shot with his former live-in “Freak” at the couple’s Freak Show apartment.
TMZ Reported: “A third party has snatched up the tape and although no deal has been made, we hear dealer Kevin Blatt, who brokered the deal for Paris Hilton Sex Video, is entertaining a $100k offer from SugarDVD to distribute the nastiness. We would have thought the tape was worth at least ONE BILLION DOLLARS.”
In a recent speech Presidential Candidate and admittedCrack Cocaineuser “Osama”Obama claimed that “If You Don’t Vote Me,You’re ARacist!” - It seems a little early in the game to be playing the Race Card, or it may have just slipped out.
Obama may be a little distracted this week as he heats up the Campaign Trail with Hillary, and news of their Secret Sex Video has leaked out!
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