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After getting a severe Ass Whipping by the critics for her latest roll in Australia, 41 year old actress Nichole Kidman says she will call it quits. Kidman says she’s leaving Hollywood to focus on raising her family.

Nichole Kidman – Hugh Jackman

The film with People Magazine’s “Sexiest Man Alive” Hugh Jackman was blasted by the critics. In the film, the Australian actress plays the part of Lady Sarah Astley in (An unforgiving role, as she is required to portray a class-bound English aristocrat who succumbs to the charms of a rough Aussie drover, played by reigning hunk Hugh Jackman.)

Melanie Reid – The Times of London the movie has one huge problem: “Kidman is exquisitely accomplished at being awful. Did anyone see Cold Mountain? The sweeping American epic (note: another epic) foundered on the rocks of her gormless mirror-gaze. She can’t act. Instead, she drifts around films like a lost porcelain doll, looking frozen, brittle and vapid, staring at the camera with her oh-golly-look-how-I’m-looking-interesting blue eyes.”

Michael Phillips – Chicago Tribune the actress is “a brittle little snip just asking to be knocked off her pedestal. (Think Katharine Hepburn in The African Queen, without the facial expressivity.”

Nick Curtis – London Evening Standard “Sarah is not so much a character as a showcase for Kidman’s worst acting tics, all her prissy pouts and expressions of Botoxed startlement. And despite a wardrobe designed to offset her Barbie-perfect bosom, bottom and ironing-board hips, she has mutated into a curiously sexless screen presence.”

Germaine Greer – The Guardian “The scale of the disaster that is Baz Luhrmann’s Australia is gradually becoming apparent. When the film was released in Australia in November it found the odd champion, none more conspicuous than Marcia Langton, professor of Australian indigenous studies at Melbourne University, who frothed and foamed in the Age newspaper about this ‘fabulous, hyperbolic film.’ Luhrmann has ‘given Australians a new past,’ she gushed, “a myth of national origin that is disturbing, thrilling, heartbreaking, hilarious and touching”. Myths are by definition untrue. Langton knows the truth about the northern cattle industry but evidently sees as her duty to ignore it, and welcome a fraudulent and misleading fantasy in its place, possibly because the fantasy is designed to promote the current government policy of reconciliation, of which she is a chief proponent.”

We think Nichole could have shown a little more “Skin” (Tits & Ass).

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Nichole Kidman Naked!

Is 25 year old Acrtess / Model Diora Baird more than just a set of Big Tits? Despite her 36 DD Breasts, Baird want to be taken seriously. The former Guess? Model shows off her talents in the latest spoof film Stan Helsing by Scary Movie producer Bo Zenga.

Diora Baird – Serious Talent!

We agree, she has more than just Big Boobs, with her pivotal roles in provocative films, Wedding Crashers and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning, Baird proves she is a talented actress!

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Yesterday we told you about 19 year old actress Hayden Panettiere and her “Save The Whales” campaign. Well it appears Hayden has lived up to her promise and Stripped Down, for the cause. She braved the freezing cold waters of Taiji, Japan to help stop the slaughter of these helpless Dolphins! Let’s hope she doesn’t Freeze Her Tits Off!

Hayden Panettiere Gets Naked For A Good Cause!

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OK get your mind out of the gutter, I didn’t say Mammories – as in Breasts, Boobs, Tits, Nipples, ect – I said Mamms, as in Mammals as in Dolphins/Whales. 19 year old Actress Hayden Panettiere, star of the NBC series Heros, is on a mission to Save The Whales!

Hayden Panettiere Has Big Mammies

Panettiere is back in the news, this time the Heroes Hottie was in Taiji, Japan, protesting commercial fishing that kills hundreds of dolphins each year. Panettiere has offered to Expose Her Breasts to Save The endangered sea dogs. The Taiji fishermen, who defend the kills as part of their traditional fishing culture.

Panettiere and her group paddled out to the Kill Zone to Protest on behalf of Save The Whales Again! She said she “felt the spirit of the dolphins” who had been driven into the killing cove over the last 400 years.

Hey if she is willing to put her Boobs on the line for the cause we are all for it! We don’t know if her Heroes co-star boyfriend Milo Ventimiglia is also involved in the movement, but we’re sure he is concerned about her Breasts.

You may recall we reported back in Auhust about Hayden’s Daddy Allan Panettiere being busted for beating up his wife, no word on the outcome of that incedent as of yet.

Snitch Bitch or Hero? Poparazza Jill Ishkanian, who operates Sunset Photo & News ratted out Actress Heather Locklear in a 911 call, when she observed the 47 year old star driving erratically.

Heather Locklear Mug Shot

Then when the cops showed up Ishkanian snapped shots of the arrest and sold them to TMZ for more than $27,000. Not a bad days work.

The California Highway Patrol said the actress showed “obvious impairment,” but alcohol has been ruled out. So what does that mean? Drugs of course!

Has the six time-Golden Globe-nominated Actress gone off the deep-end due to depression and medication she started taking after that Bitch Denise Richards stole her husband, Bon Jovi Guitarist,  Richie Sambora?

Locklear’s representive said: “Heather has been dealing with anxiety and depression. She requested an in-depth evaluation of her medication and entered into a medical facility for proper diagnosis and treatment. This is a confidential medical matter and no further statement will be released.“

We think shes just fine, so what’s a little Booze and Drugs anyway, who cares… we’d rather see Heather Locklear Naked!

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Rumors are flying that Television Actress/Model 33 year old Eva Longoria-Parker Is Pregnant.  She says that she is Not Pregnant! She has denied up and down that she is pregnant—and insists her recent weight gain is for her role on Desperate Housewives.

Eva Longoria Topless

Too prove it she recently whipped off her clothes to show off her completely sexy body. See no Baby Bump, no swelled up Big Boobs or Big Nipples!

The Latina Actress (Mexican-American) who is married to NBA guard Tony Parker has said they do want to have kids someday.

Longoria has added the extra weight reportedly for the role of Gabby in the new season of Desperate Housewives. Housewives costar, Felicity Huffman, recently joked Eva and the baby bump rumors: “She’s just fat, that’s all there is to it!” Fat Or Not we think She’s Hot!

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We hear Ex-Boyfriend, firefighter Ben Leahy spent three years in a relationship with sexy actress Megan Fox before he ditched her (because she was too hot and wild for him to handle).

Megan Fox - Ben Leahy

News of the World quoted him as saying: “It did not surprise me one bit to hear that when we broke up Megan ran straight into the arms of a Female Stripper – because that was typical Megan. She was wild, very sexy and totally into exploring anything”.

“Megan Loved Looking At Women’s Bodies“

Ben says he is not surprised at all by Megan’s Lesbian tendencies. “She told me one of her fantasies was to have sex with a girl” “She just had no inhibitions and made no bones about the fact she liked to fantasize about being with a woman.

“There were many times she would look at magazines for hours pointing out which actresses she thought were hot. Angelina Jolie was high up on her list. “She would say: ‘Look at her body Ben it’s gorgeous don’t you think?’” .

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The South African-born Oscar winning actress, 33 year old Charlize Theron who just became an American citizen last year, has come out in support of “Osama” Obama.

Charlize Theron Keeps A Breast Of The Issues

The Melbourne Daily Telegraph quoted Theron as saying: “Its a great year to become an American citizen. I think everybody knows I’m backing Barack Obama“.

“There’s certain things about him that I find truly inspiring. After his speech on race, I emailed a few people I knew who are probably going to vote Republican and suggested that they really listen to that speech,” she added.

The actress makes not secret of her contempt for current commander-in-chief George Bush, and is rumored to have said “He’s A Jerk!” We hear Theron will be donating a percentage of all her Nipple Enhancer sales to the Obama Campaign!

Theron made no mention of Bammy’s alleged Crack Cocaine usage or his involvement in a Gay Sex Scandal.

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