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Tropic Thunder Knocks Off Dark Night

The phenomenal Batman run at the Top is finally over for Christian Bale and company. After dominating the Box Office for 4 straight weeks, the Paramount-DreamWorks comedy “” — with Ben Stiller, Robert Downey Jr., Jack Black and Tom Cruise — debuted at No. 1 with $26 million, bumping “The Dark Knight” back to second place.

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Tropic Thunder #1 Box Office Hit! 

 

 

Celeb UCLA Medical Records Stolen

Stolen Hospital Records Sold To National Enquirer

Sources have revealed an employee from the UCLA Medical Center was indicted after selling several several Celeb’s confidential Medical Records to the National Enquirer.

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The stolen records included Farrah Fawcett, Tom Cruise, and Paula Abdul, as well as an undisclosed list of other celebrities whose personal hospital documents may have been compromised.

The National Enquirer who denied the claims could not be reached for comment.

Tom and Katie host a Housewarming Extravaganza

On Saturday night, May 31st, Hollywood’s favorite brainwashed couple, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, threw themselves a housewarming party at their 1.3 acre, $35 million estate in Beverly Hills. They purchased the estate last year. The star studded guest list included asshats such as Brooke Shields, Kirstie Alley, Kyra Sedgwick, Oprah Winfrey, and Tobey Maguire.Guests were told to dress in cocktail attire. They were treated to appetizers, catered by Wolfgang Puck, as well as cocktails and Scientology propaganda. All while lounging on plush, white couches.

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In this photo, you can see that Tom Cruise is not only bat shit crazy, but he also mixed up the invitation to his own party with an invitation to Don Johnson’s Annual Miami Vice convention. How embarrassing.

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In this photo, you can see Tom holding Katie close, trying to convince the world that he is not a flaming fruit cake.

Sounds like a craptastic evening!