Panty Sniffing Morons
Police in Colorado released a surveillence video this week on a robbery that took place at an Arvada gas station on May 16th. The tape shows two unarmed hispanic men, wearing women’s thong underwear as masks, robbing a female gas station attendant. They left the store with an undisclosed amount of money and cigarettes.
Police have yet to make any arrests, and released the footage to try to drum up leads in the search for the suspects, who have been dubbed “The Thong Bandits” by local media. If you have any information, please contact the local authorities or your nearest Victoria’s Secret location.
