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The voters turned out in massive numbers Tuesday to cast their ballots and in a Landslide Victory have elected Barack “Osama” Obama as the first black man in U.S. history win the White House.

Thanks For The Vote Suckers!

Fueled by his message of hope, change and promise, the American people overwhelming voted Obama in as the 44th President of the United States. Obama relaxed with a Blunt before making his Victory Speach to the extatic crowd of supporters in Chicago’s Grant Park.

26 year old Golden Globe nominated Actress Kirsten Dunst who recently got out of Rehab, talks about her experience. Dunst was at the Cirque Lodge Treatment Center in Utah earlier this year, saying that she sought help for depression, not for Drugs or Alcohol Abuse. (Yeah Right!)

Kirsten-Dunst-Topless

Rumor has it Dunst was acting bizarre and would just take off her clothes anywhere, anytime. A source close to Dunst said “She desperately needed help. She seemed to be intoxicated when she checked in and she was acting really erratic.”

“She was extremely emotional, constantly breaking down in tears. She’s not in a good place right now, but thankfully, she’s getting the help she needs.”

There was no mention of any specific Drugs, but we would guess it may have been Cocaine and Weed (What Else).

Dunst was in good company, Eva Mendes, who also likes to run around Naked, is currently at Cirque undergoing rehab. our favorite Lesbian, Lindsay Lohan and Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora were also former patients there.

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The tour bus for rapper Snoop Dogg was pulled over and two people were arrested on marijuana possession charges Thursday a few hours before a concert in Dallas, a spokesman for the Texas Department of Public Safety said.

Man They Got My Shit!

The bus had an expired registration sticker. Troopers searched the bus for drugs after they said they smelled marijuana, and got off with two ounces killer weed, and disappeared. The Troopers were found a couple hours later outside the Dunkin Doughnuts!

“Cheech & Chong Light Up America “

70’s Comedy Team Cheech And Chong (Cheech Marin, Tommy Chong) announced their first comedy tour in 25 years. The tour will hit 22 cities in the United States starting with Philadelphia on September 12 and ending in Denver, Colorado, on December 20.

“This is a moment that I’ve been looking forward to for many, many years because we have such a legacy and history together that we couldn’t escape it, even if we tried,” Chong told reporters while he lit up a joint.

Snoop Dog, who has always idolized the 70’s Pot Head Duo has offered to join the tour and supply the Weed!

Atlanta Bad Boy Rapper “Lil Scrappy”, (Darryl Richardson), was injured Friday night in a stabbing in DeKalb County.

Scrappy got the call from his sister who was in a fight with her boyfriend. He went over to Kick Some Ass and got himself Stabbed Up. When the cops showed up Scrappy forgot he had Weed in his pocket. He was arrested for felony Weed and Weapons possession. He was also charged with a misdemeanor obstruction of police officers and battery.

Scrappy has been released from a Georgia prison on a $1,500 bond

Rapper DMX (Earl Simmons) was arrested at a Phoenix mall Saturday on suspicion of “False Identity”. He gave a gave a fake name and Social Security number to a hospital to get out of paying for medical expenses.

Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio said that when DMX went to Scottsdale’s Mayo Clinic in April, he used the name “Troy Jones” and failed to pay a $7,500 bill.

Arpaio said:”He’s back in jail again,” I don’t know why judges keep letting this guy out. Every time he goes in there, he gets out on bond. I’m hoping this is the one time he’s going to pay the penalty for his offense.”

DMX other recent arrests were for outstanding warrants after he failed to appear in court in Phoenix , and on charges of attempting to purchase Cocaine and Weed in Miami.

38 year old Barenaked Ladies lead singer Steven Page was arrested for Felony Drug Posession, after he admitted to snorting cocaine last week. Page faces up to 5 1/2 years in prison.

“Yeah, it’s Cocaine”

This follows the release of their first children’s album “Snacktime,” the band was scheduled perform at next month’s Disney Music Block Party on Long Island.

Police Busted Page and 25-year-old girlfriend Stephanie Ford at her apartment in Toronto, snorting Coke and smoking Weed.

Bad Boy Andy Dick gets Hard Up and goes on a Rampage at the Buffalo Wild Wings in Murrieta (CA) last night. Dick was arrested early Wednesday for investigation of drug use and sexual battery after the comedian allegedly pulled down a teenager’s top Exposing Her Breasts, police said.

A 17-year-old girl (Who looks a lot like Miley Cyrus) told police that she was outside when Dick left the bar, walked up, “grabbed her tank top and bra and pulled them down and exposed her breasts,” the statement said.

Dick, 42, was booked at Southwest Detention Center in French Valley on suspicion of felony possession of a controlled substance, misdemeanor sexual battery and misdemeanor possession of marijuana.

Dick has a reputation for crude behavior. He has been reported to have exposed himself to audiences at least twice. He was forcibly removed from the set of the show “Jimmy Kimmel Live” last year after he repeatedly fondled guest Ivanka Trump’s tits without her permission.

Dick who was previously arrested for possession of Cocaine and Weed after driving his car into a telephone pole in Hollywood, said “Hey, I was Just Having Fun!“.