Never a dull moment in the life of our favorite 22 year old Lesbian Actress Lindsay Lohan says is said to be “terrified” her 48-year-old father will harm her. She says dad “Michael Lohan” should be “On Drugs” to stop him publicly shaming her (and acting like a complete bozo).
Lindsay and "Daddy Dearest" Michael Lohan!
A source close to the Lesbo star said: “Lindsay is going to take out a Restraining Order against Michael. He is behaving so erratically that she’s terrified he’ll do something to her. She’s contacted her lawyer to arrange this.”
It’s really no big suprise as Lohans parents are slightly whacked anyway. Michael – who has three children, Lindsay, Ali and Cody, with ex-wife Dina Lohan (Who is a Total Nut Job) – has also driven away the rest of his family with his behavior and attitude.
Sources said: “Ali already has an order of protection against him, as does Dina. No one is speaking with him until he gets help.”
Lindsay wrote on her MySpace page: “My father obviously needs to be on medication to control his moods. He is out of line and his words show how much anger he has, and it’s dangerous and scary as it reminds me of how he treated my mother and I my whole childhood. He needs to be stopped. This is yet another reason why we aren’t speaking.”
Lohans Lesbian partner Samantha Ronson, who looks like she (He?) has a lot of experience being On Drugs, has offered to hook him up with some Good Shit!
Everybody’s favorite “Mini-Me”Verne Troyer has a Hot Sex Tape that just hit The Net! Shot with his former live-in “Freak” at the couple’s Freak Show apartment.
TMZ Reported: “A third party has snatched up the tape and although no deal has been made, we hear dealer Kevin Blatt, who brokered the deal for Paris Hilton Sex Video, is entertaining a $100k offer from SugarDVD to distribute the nastiness. We would have thought the tape was worth at least ONE BILLION DOLLARS.”
This has to be classified under weird. The band Queen had one of the best Album Covers of all times for their 1978 album Jazz. The back cover was a picture of 65 Naked Girls riding bicycles, and Celeb Gossip Kings, The-Deli has the whole story including the Hot Photos.
Bicycle Race is a hit single from the album for the band Queen, written by Queen’s lead singer Freddie Mercury. The flip side of the single was an Totally Hot song, . A still photograph from the naked bicycle race was used for the single cover, with a pair of bikini bottoms crudely painted on the photo of the naked rider. The song is famed for its ‘bicycle bell solo’, which fans would often replicate live at Queen concerts with their own such bells.
This is one of the coolest bands of all time, and Queen really had Style. Now what could be better than 65 Naked Chicks on Bicycles? How about pictures and a Video!
We love Fat Bottom Girls, you know what they say, “Beauty lies in the eye of the beholder” What was so cool about this was this album cover featuring 65 Naked Girls on bicycles. There was a video which was originally banned, we have the unedited version for you!
Bicycle Race Video=>
Original Bicycle Race Cover
Culture Club Remake
A remake of the Bicycle Race photo was done as a promotion last year by Culture Club. Not Boy George, it’s a night club out of Belgium. You’ve got to => Check This Out NOW!
