MINNESOTA – Former Governor Jesse “The Body” Ventura has announced he is running for Senate against the Boring Old, Norm Coleman, and a Complete Moron, Comedian Al Franken.
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Celeb Gossip Kings would like to see a Jesse For President Campaign. He would be a definite improvement over the 2 Bozo’s we have running now! John (”MacDaddy“) McCain, or Barack ( “Osama“) Obama.
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Jesse ‘The HOMO-BOZO’ Ventura just needs to commit a violent suicide on himself. Keep this fag out of office, or ELSE!
Fuck this Homo-Bozo. Looks like obama (his real name) not the fecal-ass rimming republicanazi’s term Osama. Looks like you have to deal with four years of a REAL man, a real President who ACTUALLY graduated with Honors from Harvard Law School. Bush couldn’t add that to his resume. Who could when your brain consists of 98% diarrhea and 2% rancid sunsaoked goat urine? J. Ventura? Yeah, Book ‘him Danno. what a puss!
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