Presidential hopeful John McCain was warned today that Barack “Osama” Obama is taking a huge lead in the Polls. These Polls (taken by his own Republican Party) show that he basically cannot win this election.
Although we aren’t certain if McCain had a heart attack after hearing this news, even though he’s Old and Senile, he looks like he crapped his pants!
His old buddy George Bush offered to come by and do a Few Lines with him to “Cheer Him Up” but it was no use. McCain is visibly shaken…
Sorry John. Better luck in the next election. That is, if you’re still Alive!
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