Chuck Berry Tells McCain “Drop Dead”
The McCain team is searching for a suitable campaign song. After month of searching, they finally picked “Johnny B Goode” – Chuck Berry’s rock ‘n’ roll classic from 1958.
Berry’s high-power guitar licks and “Go Johnny Go” chorus might put a little spring in the old Geezer’s [McCain] step. When asked why he chose the song, McCain sais: “Because it is the only one [the artist] hasn’t complained about us using.”
Berry 81, was Pissed, he reportedly told McCain to “Drop Dead“. Berry may not be happy about his song being appropriated by Mr McCain, but he has made it clear he would prefer “Osama” Obama in the White House.
“America has finally come to this point where you can pick a man of colour and that not be a drawback,” Berry said. “It’s no question, myself being a man of colour. I mean, you have to feel good about it.”
It could be that Berry who has been known to enjoy a some good Drugs in his day can identify with Obama who admittedly Uses Crack Cocaine. The only thing McCain is on is Viagra!
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Just were did you get this information about Chuck Berry requesting John McCain “drop dead” or that he “used drugs”?
This looks like some Malarkey. Please prove me wrong and provide some URL’s that show these things. Free speech is one thing, slander is another.
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Chuck Berry had to be on serious drugs on his recent Tonight Show appearance. It looked like he even forgot the words to “Johnny Be Goode” from time to time. He may be a rock ‘n roll icon, but his performance was absolutely shameful.
What’s with this old geezer – viagra shit when referring to someone 81.
Try respecting your elders
you little punk!
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