You couldn’t make this crazy stuff up…
Never a dull moment in the life of our favorite 22 year old Lesbian Actress Lindsay Lohan says is said to be “terrified” her 48-year-old father will harm her. She says dad “Michael Lohan” should be “On Drugs” to stop him publicly shaming her (and acting like a complete bozo).
A source close to the Lesbo star said: “Lindsay is going to take out a Restraining Order against Michael. He is behaving so erratically that she’s terrified he’ll do something to her. She’s contacted her lawyer to arrange this.”
It’s really no big suprise as Lohans parents are slightly whacked anyway. Michael – who has three children, Lindsay, Ali and Cody, with ex-wife Dina Lohan (Who is a Total Nut Job) – has also driven away the rest of his family with his behavior and attitude.
Sources said: “Ali already has an order of protection against him, as does Dina. No one is speaking with him until he gets help.”
Lindsay wrote on her MySpace page: “My father obviously needs to be on medication to control his moods. He is out of line and his words show how much anger he has, and it’s dangerous and scary as it reminds me of how he treated my mother and I my whole childhood. He needs to be stopped. This is yet another reason why we aren’t speaking.”
Lohans Lesbian partner Samantha Ronson, who looks like she (He?) has a lot of experience being On Drugs, has offered to hook him up with some Good Shit!




















3 comments ↓
Anything for attention! I can clearly see that this apple did not fall far from the tree.
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He seems a little whacked out, must be a family tradition!
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