Madonna Dumps Guy Ritchie

June 29th, 2008 | Celeb Photos, Celebs, Madonna, Paul McCartney

Madonna will Divorce husband of 7 years film director Guy Ritchie, stating that she is sick and tired of his Uncontrollable Farting! Yes the bloom is off the romance for the guy who sent her “Wobbly Bonkers”, and now it will be a fight for her estimated $600 Million Dollar Fortune.

Brit tabs have been reporting for weeks that former Material Gal has ceased sharing her bed with Ritchie and stopped wearing her wedding ring. (“I’m Sick Of His Sh*t”)

Madge has hired Fiona Shackleton, 52, the lawyer of choice for the rich and famous. She is the well known for the “spectacularly well-handled” split of former Beatle, Sir Paul McCartney from that Goldigger Bitch Heather Mills.

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