In a recent study conducted by Johns Hopkins University has determined that Psilocybin, “Magic Mushrooms” are the new Viagra. Male users turned into Porno Studs and reported having Erections that lasted for hours. Female users turned into Raving Nymphomaniacs and reported having Multiple Orgasms lasting for several hours.
In the clinical test on 500 Men and Women, after 5 minutes they immediately started having sex that went on for hours. One user said “It’s one of the most spiritually significant experiences I’ve ever had.” The drug which has been used in religious ceremonies for centuries is now being seen as the Magic Cure for sexual dysfunction.
This is one of the few such studies of a hallucinogen in the past 40 years, since research was largely shut down after widespread recreational abuse of such drug. Once this news hits, everyone is going to be hitting the cow pastures looking for the Miracle Drug.
Rumor has it that Oprah (who hasn’t had an orgasm in years) has secretly purchased the entire annual crop production of the worlds only known Magic Mushroom Farm in South America, and is planning to run a 2 hour Special with Dr Phil about the “Love Mushroom“.
Drug companies are scrambling to see how they can Cash-In on this amazing discovery. We hear they may be selling it over the counter at Wall Mart as the “Orgy In A Box“.
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i have never, ever, left a single comment anywhere, but you are fucking retarded and i had to point it out
god damn, kid
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