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Guy Ritchie’sSherlock Homeboy: The Hunt for Jude Law’s Next Baby Mama has wrapped up principal photography and is due out this Christmas, but The Mirror claims shit is about to change in a major way. According to sources, Warner Bros. wasn’t exactly blowing jizz bombs over the final cut and has demanded that Guy fix it pronto. They want Guy to re-shoot some scenes and add Sherlock’s arch rival, the evil Professor Moriarty, to the movie.

After being scolded by mommy and daddy, Guy immediately asked his old Snatch friend Brad Pitt to step in as Moriarty. Luckily for Guy, Brad has an open spot in his schedule and is available for the re-shoots. Brad has already arrived in London and will soon begin shooting.

A source said, “It was an oversight in the film not to make a bigger deal about Moriarty. He is mentioned as Holmes’ arch enemy, but the bosses wanted Guy to make more of him. Jude Law and Robert Downey Jr have already shot their scenes. But now that 10 extra days have been added to shoot the new ones, they may be called back for a day or two.”

Because of all the changes, the movie won’t open this Christmas and has been pushed into 2010.

Why bother with Benjamin Button’s?! I recently read that Guy wanted to explore Sherlock and Watson’s homoerotic relationship in this movie, so he could’ve just added a good old-fashioned ass-to-mouth scene at the end to sell more tickets. Nothing puts hos in seats like gay porn. Besides, I always felt that Watson’s face should be covered in man gravy when Sherlock delivers his signature line: “Elementary, my dear Watson.” Just pretend that made sense.

UPDATE: Well, fuck. A spokeswhore for Warner Bros. says this lies. They issued this statement to UsWeekly:“The report in today’s London Mirror is completely inaccurate. Brad Pitt is not joining the cast of Sherlock Holmes and we’re extremely pleased with the production of the film. As planned, it will be released on Christmas Day, 2009. In order to complete the movie, we’ve scheduled a few days on set to shoot a couple of additional scenes, obtain pick-up shots, and perfect some of the visual effects elements, all of which is standard filmmaking practice.”

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Filed under: Celebrity Justice

He went to eat some dumplings, but instead Louie Anderson ate s**t — and now the comedian is suing the Chinese restaurant he blames for the fall. The former “Family Feud” host has filed a lawsuit against the Manchu Wok — located in the Excalibur …

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Filed under: Fashion Police, Olsen Twins

TMZ.com: Fashionista beasties Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen were snapped wrapped in fur as they capped a Paris trip, and MK has not scrapped her witch boots! Crapuleux!Ashley, who made PETA’s Worst-Dressed list in 2006, looks like she’s wearing a black mink and … Read more

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Filed under: Fashion Police, Paris Hilton, Celebrity Checkout, Fashion

TMZ.com: Move over Kim Kardashian, Caroline D’Amore and Nicole Richie, because Paris Hilton has a new BFF tutee — Elisha Cuthbert.Paris schooled Elisha on how to shop like an heiress, as the two hit up one of her favorite fashion institutions, trendy … Read more

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Semi-Homeless with Sandra Lee – littlebit21

Runners-up:

The Anti-Healthcare Overhaul Town Hall Meeting Tailgate Party. - Deb

The problem with the glory hole on the Kardashian compound is that they try to fit too much meat in at one time. – fmdoom

Excuse me, waiter? Do these steaks come a la cart? – Hard.Hat

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The giant cloud blocking everyone’s sunshine on the set of Iron Man 2 was not ScarJo’s gigantic chichi balls. No, apparently, Fishsticks Paltrow is the one who brought everyone down. A little while ago, I wrote some post about how Fishy and ScarJo didn’t exchange friendship bracelets or become blood sisters while working together. Fox411 is now co-signing that rumor and adding that even the crew scurried like roaches every time the GOOP QUEEN entered the building.

A source said, “Gwyneth is extremely cool at work. She’s just a step above professional, too snobby. Gwyneth is not friendly to anyone, and tends to make people feel awkward and uncomfortable. She wasn’t outright rude to Scarlett, she just didn’t ever speak to her. Gwyneth went out of her way to avoid Scarlett, and they had zero contact, at Gwyneth’s choosing.”

Fishy must be a real yeast infection of a person, because the crew liked hanging out with her dirty tampon husband instead! The source went on to yap, “Much of the crew didn’t mind hanging out with her husband, Chris, but if Gwyneth ever came around, they scattered! Chris is so chill and relaxed and she is just the opposite. Chris has been a crew favorite since the filming of the first movie.“

In Fishy’s defense, she didn’t talk to Mrs. Ryan Reynolds, because ScarJo’s tittays are fatty and filled with cholesterol. Fishy only surrounds herself with natural healthiness.

And I know these “Fishy is annoying” stories are a dime a dozen, but I really can’t get enough of them. I can totally picture the crew having a zillion laughs with ScarJo when all of a sudden Fishy slithers into the room causing everyone to come down with the dry shits and cotton mouth. Bitch really knows how to eff up your bowel movements.

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She’s one of the hottest young ladies in Hollywood, and over the weekend Annalynne McCord was spotted keeping up on the latest fashions.

The “90210” hottie turned up at the Catalyst at Terranea’s Midsummer fashion event in Rancho Palos Verdes, California to check out all the action.

And as always, AnnaLynne was looking tip-top, sporting a cleavage-baring pink tank top teamed with a pair of slim-fit shiny black trousers with black high-heeled sandals.

The evening out was a welcome break for Miss McCord who has been spending all of her time filming new episodes of her hit CW show for the upcoming fall season.

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Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Oprah

TMZ.com: Oprah Winfrey and Gayle King have a sacred bond — and yesterday in NYC, Alicia Keys tried to infiltrate the BFFship.Though the three ate together at Philippe Chow, the dynamic duo didn’t take Alicia home.See Also Stephon Marbury Eats Vaseline … Read more

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