Today, singer R. Kelly, was found Not Guilty on all fourteen counts of child pornography charges (including a count of urinating on a minor)! Kelly was seen muttering “thank you God” after the judge read each acquital.
Shortly after the proceedings were completed, sources saw OJ and Kelly’s lawyers dancing in a circle around him, while he peed on an infant and screamed “I’m above the law, bitches!” I’m sure we’ll be seeing another R. Kelly Sex Scandal by the end of next week.
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