Barack Obama the 44th President Of The United States

America Is A Place Where Anything Is Possible!

The voters turned out in massive numbers Tuesday to cast their ballots and in a Landslide Victory have elected Barack “Osama” Obama as the first black man in U.S. history win the White House.

Thanks For The Vote Suckers!

Fueled by his message of hope, change and promise, the American people overwhelming voted Obama in as the 44th President of the United States. Obama relaxed with a Blunt before making his Victory Speach to the extatic crowd of supporters in Chicago’s Grant Park.

Looks like like 54 year old TV talk show queen Oprah has gained a little extra Weight. After being passed by Barack Obama over for the Vice Presidential spot, Oprah has sunk into a deep depression, and is comforting herself with mass quantities of Ho Ho’s, Hagen Daz and Key Lime Pie.

Oprah At 300 lbs

Oprah has been stuffing her face with Key Lime pie on the set of her show, and her producers have had to order bigger furniture for the set in fear the it would collapse under the massive weight of the star.

Winfrey is trapped in a 300-pound nightmare, and as the talk show queen balloons to her heaviest weight ever, her friends and fans fear for the TV legend’s health.

It appears Oprah’s diet gurus Bob Greene may need to “Get With The Program” himself.

Then again we think that her 46-42-53 figure is Hot. She definitely has a Big Butt!

Just when you thought you heard it all… Based on the success of Bammy Slaps, Presidential contender Barack “Osama” Obama has launched his own shoes Air Bamas which we hear is just a preview to an entire new clothing line.

Air Bamas!

The shoes will be available at your local Famous Footwear stores in time for the Race for the White House! Now what Kid would not want to have a pair of these?

The John McCain camp is scrambling to come out with their own line of Shoes called  “McStompers” , we hear they will available on eBay.

McStompers!

It seems the Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin is related to Princess Di. , according to genealogists at Ancestry.com. The Alaska governor is a 10th cousin to the late British Princess.

Sarah Palin - Princess Diana

We also discovered the Depression-era Democratic president, Franklin Deleno Roosevelt,  is a distant cousin of Palin. Roosevelt is Palin’s ninth cousin once removed. Their common ancestor is Rev. John Lothrop, who came to Massachusetts in 1634. This is very interesting Stuff!

We also hear that Vice President Dick Cheney and Osama Obama are cousins. Cheney’s wife, Lynne, discovered the ancestral ties between the Big Dick and Bammy while researching her book. She said the relationship was eighth cousin, although the Chicago Sun-Times has traced it as ninth cousins once removed, and they share a common ancestor…

Buckwheat

“Buckwheat” from Spanky and Our Gang!

Be the hit of the Party with Bammy Slaps – comes in Assorted Colors to match any Agenda!

Bammy Slaps

It’s Time For A Change!

It was a Showdown Tuesday Night when U.S. presidential candidates Barack “Osama” Obama and John “Boy” McCain had their second so called debate on economy Tuesday night at Belmont University in Nashville, Tenn.

Obama McCain Debate

Both Candidates showed their stuff – and then proceded to Rip Each Other. Some polls suggests Wednesday that “Osama” Obama won the second U.S. presidential debate against opponent John Boy Tuesday night. Others suggest that They both were A Couple Of Losers!

Obama McCain Debate 02

Personally, we would like to see them battle it out in “The Cage” on WWE Monday Night Raw! (Call Vince McMahon)

The South African-born Oscar winning actress, 33 year old Charlize Theron who just became an American citizen last year, has come out in support of “Osama” Obama.

Charlize Theron Keeps A Breast Of The Issues

The Melbourne Daily Telegraph quoted Theron as saying: “Its a great year to become an American citizen. I think everybody knows I’m backing Barack Obama“.

“There’s certain things about him that I find truly inspiring. After his speech on race, I emailed a few people I knew who are probably going to vote Republican and suggested that they really listen to that speech,” she added.

The actress makes not secret of her contempt for current commander-in-chief George Bush, and is rumored to have said “He’s A Jerk!” We hear Theron will be donating a percentage of all her Nipple Enhancer sales to the Obama Campaign!

Theron made no mention of Bammy’s alleged Crack Cocaine usage or his involvement in a Gay Sex Scandal.

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