Sarah Palin Make Over

The John McCain campaign has received a lot of flack lately for spending money for the Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin Make Over“. We think it was money well spent!

Sarah Palin Ass

Sarah Palin Make Over (Small Butt)

We think the new look is Hot! Although, that Ass is a little small for our taste… next time you might consider some Kardashian Butt Implants!

Oprah Baloons To 300 lbs

Looks like like 54 year old TV talk show queen Oprah has gained a little extra Weight. After being passed by Barack Obama over for the Vice Presidential spot, Oprah has sunk into a deep depression, and is comforting herself with mass quantities of Ho Ho’s, Hagen Daz and Key Lime Pie.

Oprah At 300 lbs

Oprah has been stuffing her face with Key Lime pie on the set of her show, and her producers have had to order bigger furniture for the set in fear the it would collapse under the massive weight of the star.

Winfrey is trapped in a 300-pound nightmare, and as the talk show queen balloons to her heaviest weight ever, her friends and fans fear for the TV legend’s health.

It appears Oprah’s diet gurus Bob Greene may need to “Get With The Program” himself.

Then again we think that her 46-42-53 figure is Hot. She definitely has a Big Butt!