Former President Bill Clinton passes the secret list of his favorite DC Hookers to Presidential hopeful John McCain yesterday in a special meeting. Just one of the Perks!

Just Don't Let Hillary Know!

McCain said “I’m an old Navy pilot, and I know when a crisis calls for all hands on deck“. Since they didn’t have any girls on those long sea voyages back then, he had to do it by hand on the Poop Deck with his Buddies!

The Whitehouse has been rocked with enough amateur Sex Scandal, it’s about time they just hire professionals and get the job done right! Oh well Boys Will Be Boys, and it looks like it’s all just Good Clean Fun!

So where was Sarah Palin and Hillary Clinton while all this was going on?

Former President Bill Clinton in a statement released by his spokesman Matt McCenna said: `President Clinton is obviously committed to doing whatever he can and is asked to do to ensure Senator Obama is the next president of the United States.”

So Clinton did what he does best and Hooked “Osama” up with some Hookers!

(We’ll Do Aaaanything For You Baby!)

Now Osama’s off to the Super 8 with the new Obama Girls! Does this mean the Romance Is Over With Hillary… (What about their Secret Sex Tape?)

Celeb Gossip Kings will get to the bottom of this latest Obama Sex Scandal!

Hot Sex Caught On Tape

The Deli was first to report the Sex Scandal between these two.  Well,  looks like they are at it again…

Former First Lady, and Presidential Candidate, Senator Hillary Clinton joins “Osama” Obama on the campaign trail next week. Rumor has it they “Burried The Hatchet” and “Consumated their Re-Union” with a Summit Meeting at the Super 8 Motel.

Barky Rocks Hilly’s World!

The meeting was secretely recorded and Celeb Gossip Kings has acquired the Secret Sex Tapes from an unnamed source. Runors of these 2 being Gay and Lesbian may be true but it appears they are definitely Bisexual.

There were no sign of Crack Cocaine or any other Drugs on this revealing Sex Tape! We haven’t had this much fun since Bill Clinton was (allegedly)  Banging Gena Girshon.

Celeb Gossip Kings has just learned in a Shocking Revelation, that Attorneys for Actress Gena Gershon have served a stern notice on Vanity Fair.

It’s a demand letter that claims the article “outrageously insinuates that Ms. Gershon has had an inappropriate sexual relationship with President Clinton. This is absolutely false.”

We believe you Gena!

The letter then goes on to demand “a retraction and correction.”
TMZ has published a copy of the letter > Click Here!

Representatives for the former President Bill Clinton
have “Declined To Comment” at this time…

I Did Not Have Sex
With That Women!

Our Boy Billy Clinton’s At It Again

The Former Prez Bill Clinton was busted by Vanity Fair Magazine for his Affair with Actress Gena Girshon. Clinton has denied the Rumors.

Can’t say we can blame you Billy Boy, oooh there’s just something Sexy about those Lips!

Clinton Was Pissed! He lashed out at journalist Todd Purdum of Vanity Fair magazine. Three of the words Clinton used that we can repeat here are “sleazy,” “dishonest” and “slimy” claiming it’s a “hatchet job“!

“President Clinton was understandably upset about an outrageously unfair article,” said Jay Carson, a spokesman for Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign. Of course Hillary has her own problems with the Huma Abedin Lesbian Scandal.

Gee Whiz, We haven’t had this much fun since Monica Lewinsky forgot to Swallow!

The former Prez has also been Rumored to have been banging Canadian Beauty Belinda Stronach. Hey not bad for an Old Guy.

Way To Go Bill!

Belinda Stronach – Yeah Baby!

In the recent rash of Sex Tape scandals, used to revive the careers of fledging Celebs has Hillary jumped on the bandwagon? Hey, maybe it will spark her campaign. Is this for real or just a publicity stunt? Celeb Gossip Kings The Deli gets to the bottom of this most recent scandalous development…

Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton (HD) the High Definition United States Senator from New York, and a candidate for the Democratic nomination in the 2008 presidential election has showed concern that her campaign may be losing ground to Osama Obama.

On Super Tuesday, HD won the largest states, such as California and New York, while Osama won more states and about 20 more delegates, although he trailed Clinton in the total popular vote by more than 50,000 votes.

While HD has been ranked among the world’s most powerful people by both Forbes and Time magazine she still has her fears and doubts about the campaign. Other Democratic party leaders expressed concern. It’s rumored that someone in the office of Maggie Williams, HD campaign manager, has leaked the Sex Video Scandal to the press.

The former 1st Lady who is married to Bill Clinton—the 42nd President of the United States—from 1993 to 2001- knows a little something about Sex Scandals.

HD Video Sex Scandal !

The Monica And Bill Scandal

Sources from inside the White House said that say that Monica Lewinski wasn’t the only one to get a little frisky in the Oval Office. It seems that when HD heard about what was going on she decided to have her own having her own party in the historic suite. When asked for his comments on this matter the former President was overheard to have said Yeah Baby!

Although this has never been confirmed, it appears that there is a tradition for the First Couple to do it in the Oval Office. We hear the tradition dates back to the days of George and Martha.

Anybody Know Where To Score A Dime Bag?

The Oval Office Romp

This photo which recently surfaced on the internet is suppose to be HD in a Oval Office Romp. Although it does kind of look a like her, we cannot confirm or deny it.

After searching high and low we cannot seem to find the Sex Video in question. As far as we can tell it appears to be just a well orchestrated Hoax!