In a suprise move Barack “Osama” Obama in his acceptance speech announced that Oprah will be his Vice Presidential Running Mate in the Presidential Campaign. Oprah, who was moved to tears, promised to share the love she has for her Fans with all Americans.
Obama And Oprah “The Dream Team”
Oprah, who has also promised to Dump Dr Phil has reportedly offered the job to Obama. Obama may consider the offer, and use the Oprah show as a platform for his Change Policy, (whatever that is).
Looks like Oprah is off the weight loss drugs, as she appeared a little chubby at the Democratic Convention. Maybe she should go back to Jenny Craig!
