John McCain Drops Dead

Chuck Berry Tells McCain “Drop Dead”

The McCain team is searching for a suitable campaign song. After month of searching, they finally picked “Johnny B Goode” – Chuck Berry’s rock ‘n’ roll classic from 1958.

Berry’s high-power guitar licks and “Go Johnny Go” chorus might put a little spring in the old Geezer’s [McCain] step. When asked why he chose the song, McCain sais: “Because it is the only one [the artist] hasn’t complained about us using.”

Berry 81, was Pissed, he reportedly told McCain to “Drop Dead“. Berry may not be happy about his song being appropriated by Mr McCain, but he has made it clear he would prefer “Osama” Obama in the White House.

“America has finally come to this point where you can pick a man of colour and that not be a drawback,” Berry said. “It’s no question, myself being a man of colour. I mean, you have to feel good about it.”

It could be that Berry who has been known to enjoy a some good Drugs in his day can identify with Obama who admittedly Uses Crack Cocaine. The only thing McCain is on is Viagra!

Amy Winehouse Overdose Again

Fresh out of Rehab — singer Amy Winehouse was rushed to a London hospital in a wheelchair today after she Overdosed On Crack again!

Amy Winehouse Overdose
Photo courtesy of: PacificCoastNews

Rep for Winehouse says she: “suffered a reaction to her medication” (Yeah Right!)

She was admitted to emergency after a 911 call was received and will be kept overnight for observation. Amy was overheard to have said “That’s Rock And Roll!”