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Hot on the Success of her new movie Hancock, Charlize Theron decided this would be a good time to introduce her new product “Celebrity Nipple Enhancers”.

“Nipples not as Perky as they used to be, are you Envious of all the Celebs and Super Models with their Super Perky Nipples…”

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  • Bai Ling Nipples
  • Beyonce Nipples
  • Cameron Diaz Nipples
  • Dennis Rodman Nipples
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  • Jessica Alba Nipples
  • Jessica Simpson Nipples
  • Kristin Davis Nipples
  • Lindsay Lohan Nipples
  • Rihana Nipples
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Latest Legal Trouble for Rodman

Aging Former NBA Champion, Dennis Rodman, was sentenced today after pleading No Contest to Spousal Battery charges. The charges stemmed from an argument at a Los Angeles hotel in April, when he was arrested for Hitting his girlfriend during an argument.

Dennis Rodman

Rodman was sentenced to three years probation, one year of domestic abuse counciling, and (my personal favorite) 45 days of Graffiti Removal.

It appears that Dennis Rodman has added Domestic Abuse to a long list of dirty laundry, which already included Cross Dressing and Drug / Alcohol Abuse. What’s next? Stay tuned to find out!