Nothing more natural than a Baby Sucking a mothers Tit, except maybe selling the pictures. Proud Papa Brad Pitt snaps pictures of Angelina Jolie Breast Feeding.

Angelina Jolie Breast Feeding

Inside sources have revealed: “Angelina posed for Brad [Pitt] in one of the photos while breast-feeding.” “It’s really beautiful and tastefully done.”

“The photos are amazing,” adds a second source.

Pitt who knows how to Manipulate the Media, and pick upa little extra cash at the same time. Pitt Sold the Pictures to W Magazine, for an undisclosed number of Millions of Dollars!

It’s quite the Coincidence that this comes out the same time as the W Movie, about George Bush, the Boob that would love to Suck Angelina Jolie’s Tits!

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The South African-born Oscar winning actress, 33 year old Charlize Theron who just became an American citizen last year, has come out in support of “Osama” Obama.

Charlize Theron Keeps A Breast Of The Issues

The Melbourne Daily Telegraph quoted Theron as saying: “Its a great year to become an American citizen. I think everybody knows I’m backing Barack Obama“.

“There’s certain things about him that I find truly inspiring. After his speech on race, I emailed a few people I knew who are probably going to vote Republican and suggested that they really listen to that speech,” she added.

The actress makes not secret of her contempt for current commander-in-chief George Bush, and is rumored to have said “He’s A Jerk!” We hear Theron will be donating a percentage of all her Nipple Enhancer sales to the Obama Campaign!

Theron made no mention of Bammy’s alleged Crack Cocaine usage or his involvement in a Gay Sex Scandal.

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Presidential hopeful John McCain was warned today that Barack “Osama” Obama is taking a huge lead in the Polls. These Polls (taken by his own Republican Party) show that he basically cannot win this election.

Although we aren’t certain if McCain had a heart attack after hearing this news, even though he’s Old and Senile, he looks like he crapped his pants!

His old buddy George Bush offered to come by and do a Few Lines with him to “Cheer Him Up” but it was no use. McCain is visibly shaken…

Sorry John. Better luck in the next election. That is, if you’re still Alive!

Not to be outdone by “Osama” Obama, there has been a leak, possibly from within the McCain camp, that there may be ties between John McCain and Muslim Extremists. This comes hot on the heels of the McCain Sex Scandal…

McCain is a member of the Episcopalian Church (also known as the Church Without Guilt) that elected a Bishop who is openly Muslim. McCain also spent five years in a POW camp in Vietnam, a country where Islam is a prominent religion. Hmm, sounds like we might have something here…

Could He Possibly Be A Terrorist?

McCain who had an Affair with a lobbyist, was at the bottom of his class in the Naval Academy, and plans to escalate the war with Iraq, sounds the perfect Republican Candidate!

The Globe Magazine has reported that President George Bush has been secretly using Cocaine for years.

Sounds Outrageous (Could It Be True?)

“That’s the shocking charge by political insiders in a GLOBE blockbuster report you can’t afford to miss! Sources insist Bush has abused cocaine and the mood swings triggered by the drug have almost destroyed his marriage to first lady Laura Bush!”

Sounds Unbelievable, but is would not be a surprise. With Obama getting all the attention for his admitted Crack Cocaine use, maybe Bush decided it was time to come clean!

Celeb Gossip Kings could not confirm or deny the report.